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It’s a scientific fact that everyone who doesn’t have sex dies.
“Scientists say you can live forever if you constantly fuck”
Not stopping is the hard part.
Sex is not necessary.
- sincerely, an asexual
RIP u :(
100% of people who think sex is not necessary die…
And my medication :(
Ok but real talk, I do all of that. I don’t go out socializing, but I do interact with humans. Still obscenely depressed.
Maybe the world is just bad, guys.
Have you tried different area codes?
Work = something you’re interested and motivated in, btw, not just whatever job will give you a paycheck
tbf I’m pretty sure you can masturbate, that’s just sex with yourself
I’m pretty sure you can masturbate
But both my arms are broken, step mom!
I just got a hoe from my local garden supply store.
Hell, I’ve even gotten a hoe from the local library once.
Very shrewd and conscientious of you to only get local hoes, though.
weekly sex? what?
And embarrass your ancestors? Daily at least.
Damn, I knew I am undead
