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Wren@lemmy.todayM to Brand New Sentence@lemmy.todayEnglish · 2 days ago

I eat my vitamins but get 0 hoes

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I eat my vitamins but get 0 hoes

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Wren@lemmy.todayM to Brand New Sentence@lemmy.todayEnglish · 2 days ago
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  • HasturInYellow@lemmy.world
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    Ok but real talk, I do all of that. I don’t go out socializing, but I do interact with humans. Still obscenely depressed.

    Maybe the world is just bad, guys.

  • TootSweet@lemmy.world
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    It’s a scientific fact that everyone who doesn’t have sex dies.

    • FilthyShrooms@lemmy.world
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      “Scientists say you can live forever if you constantly fuck”

      • kopasz7@sh.itjust.works
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        Not stopping is the hard part.

  • rockSlayer@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    Sex is not necessary.

    - sincerely, an asexual

    • Master@sh.itjust.works
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      100% of people who think sex is not necessary die…

    • Mac@mander.xyz
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      RIP u :(

    • searabbit@piefed.social
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      And my medication :(

  • TheLeadenSea@sh.itjust.works
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    Work = something you’re interested and motivated in, btw, not just whatever job will give you a paycheck

  • Eat_Your_Paisley@lemmy.world
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    Have you tried different area codes?

    • SomGye@sh.itjust.works
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  • barkingspiders@infosec.pub
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    tbf I’m pretty sure you can masturbate, that’s just sex with yourself

    • Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      I’m pretty sure you can masturbate

      But both my arms are broken, step mom!

  • CubitOom@infosec.pub
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    I just got a hoe from my local garden supply store.

    Hell, I’ve even gotten a hoe from the local library once.

    • Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      Very shrewd and conscientious of you to only get local hoes, though.

  • root
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    weekly sex? what?

    • Septimaeus@infosec.pub
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      And embarrass your ancestors? Daily at least.

  • Lowleekun [comrade/them, he/him]@hexbear.net
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    Damn, I knew I am undead

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