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Wren@lemmy.todayM to Brand New Sentence@lemmy.todayEnglish · 2 days ago

I eat my vitamins but get 0 hoes

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I eat my vitamins but get 0 hoes

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Wren@lemmy.todayM to Brand New Sentence@lemmy.todayEnglish · 2 days ago
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    I just got a hoe from my local garden supply store.

    Hell, I’ve even gotten a hoe from the local library once.

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      Very shrewd and conscientious of you to only get local hoes, though.

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