Assuming time, money, living situation, and the law wasn’t a factor. I’d love a skunk. I’d name her Oreo and i’d love her and she’d be my best friend.
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My cat, Teddy. I left home for a bit, I come back to see she’s gone. Nobody told me or anything. I know she’s fine wherever she is, but I still miss her.
A powerful politician. The reasons should be obvious.
Boston Dynamics Spot, for no reason.
I want a fully cloned megaraptor. I don’t even care if it’s trained or not.
just release it in Florida for me when it’s done.
An army of pet dragonflies.
Never be bothered by mosquitoes again.You can get a dragonfly on a flexible arm that clips to your hat. Apparently it works pretty well, bugs see a dragonfly floating around your head and fuck right off.
Pangolin, maybe? It’s probably as close as one could get to a pet draco vulgaris.
Capybara are actually supposed to be already pretty cool. Some selective breeding might make them even cooler.
Sloth could be interesting.
There are some aquaria that would be unrealistic to own now but if there were no limits it’d be interesting to have some of the deep sea creatures.
But also, really, if money, time, etc. were no issue, I’d probably take over an entire american state to build an enormous shelter/kennel/animal hospital/rescue centre for the lost, abandoned, unhoused, or otherwise uncared for pets of the world.
Capybara because capybara
None.
Pets are anchors.
Red Panda
A donkey but I don’t know how to take care of them
You going to ride that ass?
I’ve been interested in snakes lately, they are actually quite a very interesting topic, I didn’t realize just how many hundreds of morphs there are and not to mention variations of species.
A giraffe. Because it’s a giraffe, I believe no further explanation should be necessary.
Counter point: elephant.
Also valid, I just think I personally would prefer giraffe
Dragon. And anyone who says otherwise isn’t being completely honest with themselves. Everyone wants a dragon.
Have you not seen Rick & Morty?
You slut!
Can I have a dog-sized dragon? Smaug would not fit in our living room and our budget can’t manage dozens of sheeps every week.
What about an aboleth or a tarrasque? Either one would be pretty cool.
Hells, I’d take a flumph.
Always fancied Abyssinian cats but I hate that they’re bred and cost hundreds or even thousands of dollars.
I’d have my cat. If the devil came acallin’ I’d sell my soul for me and the lil guy to be immortal. I could spend eternity in his company and it wouldn’t be enough.
I, also, choose this guy’s cat.
What a classic
That’s so cute.
Me too. We’re having to put our little guy to sleep tonight, he’s too ill. They’re pretty sure it’s cancer, but he’s not stable enough for diagnosis let alone treatment. The poor guy’s had basically a soda can’s worth of fluid drained from his chest cavity twice in the last 2 months.
My sincerest sympathies. You can comfort yourself with the fact that you’re doing the right thing for him by ending his illness and whatever discomfort/pain there may be.
We had to do the same with our little guy last year. He had kidney problems, and we gave him a saline drip twice a day for about a year. He never complained. But at a certain point you have to consider that you’re just prolonging their suffering, as hard as that is to accept.
That’s him away now. I’m just happy he wasn’t hurting yet. With the way things were going he probably would have had massive heart failure which is hardly pleasant.
Here’s a picture of the wee man just before the vet came.
You haven’t considered the horrific things that would undoubtedly happen, especially given infinite time, if you were to follow through on that sale.
For the sake of good taste and sanity, I won’t list any here, but I’m sure your imagination can fill in the gap.
