Know the difference between a garbanzo bean and a chickpea?
I never paid a garbanzo to bean on me.
A garbanzo bean on my chest doesn’t cost an extra $40.
And you can just turn the gold back into piss when need it. Fucking genius!
I just found hog water available for purchase and I feel all kinds of amused
Info Wars is selling aqua regia?
The melting point of gold is over 1000°C. This takes “It burns when I pee” to a while new level.
Well that explains trump.
Wait if this is a golden shower… what is a golden toilet?
Sell the gold, pay someone to pee on you
He just wished to see his soapy tiddy gf shower.
Always write up a “wish contract” and wish the contract true, defining your terms. Gives you functionally infinite wishes and minimizes risk of monkey’s paw bullshit.
I don’t think the genie himself is capable of golden showers
I mean a wish is a wish…
He got gifted with really bad taste?
So which Trump property was he staying at?
No, he did.
