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minus-squareBarrelAgedBoredom@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up14·7 months agoCan confirm. I’ve been stopped up the last couple days and gave birth to a football this morning. No time for phones, just visceral panic and pleading to the almighty
minus-squareBonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·7 months agoGlycerin suppositories are the best relief for that.
minus-squareAlligatorBlizzard@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up2·7 months agoAnd eating enough fiber to prevent it. Or metamucil, I guess.
minus-squareBonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·7 months agoI’m on a medication that makes things move slowly despite fiber and water. Sometimes I just need help.
minus-squareRodeo@lemmy.calinkfedilinkarrow-up2·7 months agoGulping a big spoonful of olive oil does it for me. That’s if I haven’t had enough fibre. The oil lubricates things. It’s gross, but not as gross as pushing something up your shit-clogged rectum.
Can confirm. I’ve been stopped up the last couple days and gave birth to a football this morning. No time for phones, just visceral panic and pleading to the almighty
Glycerin suppositories are the best relief for that.
And eating enough fiber to prevent it. Or metamucil, I guess.
I’m on a medication that makes things move slowly despite fiber and water. Sometimes I just need help.
Gulping a big spoonful of olive oil does it for me. That’s if I haven’t had enough fibre. The oil lubricates things.
It’s gross, but not as gross as pushing something up your shit-clogged rectum.