Oh my babies are Meatloaf, Milk, and Mashed Potatoes. One of them is gay and the other two are just flexible.
Oh, wait, cats?
I live in Japan where tons of pets are named ‘mame’ which means ‘bean’. Pretty sure I’ve heard miso as well.
This is my cat, California Club Sandwich.
One of my cats was named Wasabi by the shelter. Her name is Noodles, so I’m not sure if I helped or not.
Lateral step.
“Unseasoned chicken breast and rice! C’mere boy! Unseasoned chicken breast and rice! Parboily! Spiceless! C’mere” shakes treat bag
Coleslaw is a perfectly cromulent cat name.
I am Chinese and I have had cats named Honey, Sugar, Maple and Pepper.
What do you mean by, “I’ve HAD cats”? What did you do to all those cats?
Unfortunately cats do not live as long as humans. So if you want to read this correctly, I had a cat named Sugar and do not have them anymore because they are dead.
Hope that helps.
My Asian neighbour had a white cat called Sugar too.
Hope they had a great life. You’ll meet them again one day.
In Valhalla! Drinking mead with maidens and eating as much mice as you could! Forever!
Did the cat die in battle?
I struggle to believe the reaper would successfully take our oldest without a fight.
That only accounts for one. What became of the rest of the cats?
They are all dead, except Pepper who should have died in 2005 but is actually right behind you.
SHRIEK!!
Git outta mah swamp!
I have some bad news for you friend…
Casserole (Cass for short) is unironically a good cat name.
I know someone who has a dog named Casserole!
"These are my fur babies, Cass and Cole!
They’re a bonded pair."
Casserole and coleslaw? Interesting mix but I don’t judge
You can make a casserole out of anything
Especially with the Garfield/lasagna connotations
Is a lasagna a casserole? 🤔
Lemmings, we must philosophize!
Or is a casserole a lasagna?
🤯
100%
I’ve always thought of a casserole as a one pan dish served from the same dish it was cooked in. Lasagna absolutely fits that in my book especially if it’s one of the quick lasagnas using a jar of sauce and oven ready noodles.
I’m the one who gripped you tight and raised you from perdition.
Or role for short
Food? You can easily get away with naming your cat after the Turkish word for cannibal.
ITT: Lots of people’s security questions.
And nobody paying the pet tax
Here ya go! Her name is Poundcake
Assorted Poundcake
Yeah, as if people won’t post their actual passwords, like mine is hunter2.
Oh shit, that really was his password! It’s not anymore, though! HAHAHAAAAHAHAHAHA!!!
I only see it as asterisks. Can you see mine?
“*******”
Yeah, yours is clearly “*******”. Here I go *******ing down the street shouting ******* ******* *******!!!"
NO!!! IT’S SUPPOSED TO BE SECRET!!!
Food names are cute on pets regardless of origin! I would totally name a cat “Butter” or “Paprika” or something.
There’s a Scotty-Chihuahua puppy who’s a regular at the local dog park here, and named “Snack Pack”. He’s the most adorable li’l goober! 🥰🥹😱
Snack Pack?! It’s perfection, no notes. Super cute!
He gets all excited whenever he sees one of his favorite people or dogs, and does this joyous, silly head roll + neck whip + with his li’l tongue to the side and grinning. He’s ~2 handfulls big. My heart could explode from the cute. 🤣🥰
Had a dog named Butters. He was adopted as a senior and couldn’t hear well so it didn’t matter what we called him. We just kept the name he had.
I can’t find his pic right now. I think I’d have to reboot into Windows to find it.
Yeah seeing a pet named Sandwich or French Fry would not even cross my radar except to coo over the animal lol
French Fry! Hehehehe it’s too cute
Get over here Liquid Prep, did you do this?!
My friend’s cat was named Bagel, very strong and handsome guy
My grandmother had a beagle named Bagel
I’ve got a cute pair of Siamese mixes named Alfredo and Toast. Toast’s points are darker and Alfredo is super silky. And then there’s the orange Cornish Rex named Jugemu Jugemu Go-Kō-no-Surikire Kaijari-suigyo no Suigyō-matsu Unrai-matsu Fūrai-matsu Kū-Neru Tokoro ni Sumu Tokoro Yaburakōji no Burakōji Paipo Paipo Paipo no Shūringan Shūringan no Gūrindai Gūrindai no Ponpokopii no Ponpokonā no Chōkyūmei no Chōsuke or just Paipo for short. It’s a mouthful but not of food.
Just saying that name out loud pings a dozen operators in Hell.
Just don’t let him get near water.
I’m trying to think of a food that would be a bad cat name and I can’t.
Ketchup, Balogna, Frittata, Beans, even Worcestershire. These are all acceptable.
Might even name my next cat Broth. Who could even stop me?
Butter dog: it’s the dog with the butter
Taco the cat!
Almost…
TacoCat
Just last night we started calling our cats Crabcake and Cheddar Bay Biscuit. It started as simply mishearing what one of our kids said (heard crabby cakes instead of the normal paddycakes [a further nickname from Padfoot]) and ballooned from there. So now our cats are Red Lobster representatives.
I named one Ginger but fuck that asshole. He wants to sit on my bladder at 5:00 a.m.
I’m pretty sure it’s a war crime
I’ve had five cats, and stayed at friends houses with more. I can assure you that’s just standard cat operating procedure. The groans let them know you’re still alive and going to feed them
Butters the cat you say, have I got a song for you.
If I ever get a dachshund I’m calling it “Selsig”, which is Welsh for “sausage”.
Pepper, ginger, cookie.
In France: but Casserole??! (it only means pan, like the sauce pan)
This person has never met white people if they don’t think we already name our pets after white food too.
e: Also never met other asians if they’ve never met an asian cat owner who named their cat mochi.
Diagnosis: Terminally online shut-in.
This person has never met white people
Diagnosis: Terminally online shut-in.
I think it just means they’re blessed, not terminally online
(I do know a cat named Chicken Nugget but it’s not owned by a kkkrakkker)
Of course the unhinged comment comes from hexbear.
I have that whole instance blocked under the mistaken belief it would block its users too.
My ex named her two cats Pork and Beans
I think ‘Emergency Rations’ is a perfectly acceptable name for a cat.
The ongoing joke about Paimon being emergency food will never not be funny.
Poor Menchi (aka “Emergency Food Supply”)!
(Source: Excel Saga)
My cats are Bangers and Mash.
I’m torn between Biscuit and Gravy, or Chicken and Waffle if I ever get two pets.
I had two fish named Peanut and Butter. You could start small.
The squirrels in my yard are now Spaghetti and Meatball.
I’ve actually seen the ones in our yard steal pizza and meatballs from the neighbour when they’ve gone inside leaving a plate unattended. I think mine are too now that you say that.
We have a bonded pair, brothers we believe. They’re Sam and Frodo.
