ickplant@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 3 months agoQuite a talentlemmy.worldimagemessage-square63fedilinkarrow-up1953arrow-down15
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minus-squareSanctus@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up50·3 months agoI need to see a performance of one jump, one whistle, and one fart
minus-squareSanctus@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up31·edit-23 months agoAlso, does fart originate from flatulence art?
minus-squareFantasmaNaCasca@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up12·edit-23 months agoLife will not be the same after this. A close elevator is now an excusite art gallery. My basketball team used to do great fart performances in the van before the out-games. Truly amazing people. Material for Fartonauts.
minus-squareivanafterall@kbin.sociallinkfedilinkarrow-up21·3 months agoI am impressed at the control you’d have to have to not only fart on command, but to fart so consistently that it is considered a specific performance with a name. “Oh, I love this one!” It’s amazing.
minus-squaredown daemon@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·3 months agoTotally shit his pants at least once before he got good at it
minus-squareivanafterall@kbin.sociallinkfedilinkarrow-up1·3 months agoOr perhaps that’s what marks a true flatulist. They’re just built different.
minus-squareGBU_28@lemm.eecakelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·3 months agoYou know that dude ate what he knew made his trumpet bump it for days prior to the audience with the king
minus-squareIlovemyirishtemper@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·3 months agoYeah, my immediate thought was, “he must have eaten a lot of dairy, and lactaid wasn’t an option.”
I need to see a performance of one jump, one whistle, and one fart
Also, does fart originate from flatulence art?
Life will not be the same after this.
A close elevator is now an excusite art gallery.
My basketball team used to do great fart performances in the van before the out-games. Truly amazing people. Material for Fartonauts.
I am impressed at the control you’d have to have to not only fart on command, but to fart so consistently that it is considered a specific performance with a name. “Oh, I love this one!” It’s amazing.
Totally shit his pants at least once before he got good at it
Or perhaps that’s what marks a true flatulist. They’re just built different.
You know that dude ate what he knew made his trumpet bump it for days prior to the audience with the king
Yeah, my immediate thought was, “he must have eaten a lot of dairy, and lactaid wasn’t an option.”