Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 5 months agoWhat a treatslrpnk.netimagemessage-square33fedilinkarrow-up1792arrow-down115
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minus-squareTheReturnOfPEB@reddthat.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up30·5 months agoIf you have a bad quarter the bosses roll out office dehydrators
minus-squareJesus@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up9·5 months agoThey actually keep you at your desk and make you pee in vitamin water bottles so you can get more screen time in.
minus-squareasexualchangeling@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkarrow-up4·5 months agoSo that’s how they save money on the vitamin water for the more well-performing employees!
minus-squareTrack_Shovel@slrpnk.netOPlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·5 months agoknowing how cheap they are, though, it’s just those little silca packs you get in beef jerky
If you have a bad quarter the bosses roll out office dehydrators
They actually keep you at your desk and make you pee in vitamin water bottles so you can get more screen time in.
So that’s how they save money on the vitamin water for the more well-performing employees!
knowing how cheap they are, though, it’s just those little silca packs you get in beef jerky