Pretty cool, right? You should see the axes it makes!

  • j4k3@lemmy.world
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    4 months ago

    “This is not GOLD!!! Stone this alchemist fraud. This is heresy! The mixing of that which Gud has ordained is an unforgivable sin! Gud’s favor upon the lands of the blessed and wicked are mixed by the devil.” - Grand Supreme Poop

    PS: send 10% of income to, PO Box 1337 Sophist NY, NY, (only the poorest need apply)

    PPS: Send more alter children

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      4 months ago

      Sounds like a good deal!

      One question: What is a Po box? Is that the altar?

      Wait- two questions: who is Nyny? Is that the name of the god you sacrifice the children to?

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        4 months ago

        Bro Squid bro. Go the the south gate and yell 1-888- pigeons. That’s 1-888-pig-eons. That’s 1-888-744-3667. Tell the little man Poop sent you for 10% off the annual blank-check highway robbery subscription plan. All your questions will be answered and all your dreams will come true… Ask about the super pigeon supporters tier for a chance to win a second life with Super Poop and friends in lolipop land. Bless you Bro Squid bro, may you produce many a productive marks.

        - Grand Supreme Poop of Gud