crispy_lol [he/him]

Trump seizes elons 400b doll hairs and distributes it to the people in a stimulus check

Chinese has the oldest cuisine and the best food culture and I worry about it bc the only export from the US that succeeded culturally and monetarily is the goddamn fried chicken and borger.

Let them cook!

If only more people would have walked tuah a poll booth and vote on that thang 😭

I think it’s funnier that she was only president for 2 hours while Biden was getting a colonoscopy but I’m down for whatever

This is good to know, I have a date with her later

Had a bad vibe about this fucker when he made the cotton picking joke during the Brady roast but at least that one had some cleverness not “hurrrhurrr Puerto Rico garbage!!”

1. Buy tofu, preferably pre frozen
2. Drain freeze and thaw. You can skip but freezing reduces moisture and I prefer this texture if it’s to be used for a meat replacement
3. Cut into large pieces (I would do 2-3 for a 14 oz block)
4. Cook, I prefer baking at 425 for 45 minutes, but you can grill or fry them. You want a golden outer layer
5. Lightly oil and season (I do a standard blackening mix)
6. Cook a little more to set the spice layer in
7. Slice

I watched this tik tok that hit the top page of reddit where it was a lib making fun of leftists not voting for genocide and they jerked themselves off over making the point that “uh yeah honey, there will be a genocide whether trump or Kamala wins but Kamala will be better for your real financial situation”

Yeah they’re built different lmfao their brains are room temp potato soup

https://red.ngn.tf/r/TikTokCringe/s/SwaMOgN7wV

Vinny Mac is gonna hate this but Brandy is a closet KHiver so I’m happy for her

Find a man who loves you like Bernie loves the genocidal heads of the Democratic Party 😍

So weird how Nate Copper’s model has gone from 64% to 53% chance for Kamala in only 3 weeks, wonder why

If you watch his streams he takes credit for donating money to Palestine when it’s his viewers do it so I’m pressed about this fraud being a leftie Mr beast and he sucks so much ass

Oh he donated .01% of his streamer money cool cool yeah and its totally hasan getting people to support not people who would support hasan or not donating. This is exactly my problem, he shouldn’t be taking credit for that.

Man I don’t really want to get up to speed on this but hasan seems like such a goddamn narcissist and fraud. He could use his influence, wealth, etc to run some real interference but what do we get, some tweets and comments of luke warm support?

Also it really pisses me off how often this guy talks about how much money he raised for Palestine or other charities, but it’s never his money. Can’t challenge his millionaire content creator model tho, look at all the charity HE did. In fact you should be like him and run the resistance from twitter, and if you do go out be very passive and politely leave when they ask you to.

Do you sell it? I’m having a hard time imagined how to go through it all

They have like 30 years of crud on it there ain’t no way

My parents are hoarders and do an extreme version of this and these baking pans are just caked in charcoal at this point.