doubledealer [none/use name]

If only he made it to 2026 where anything hand-crafted is welcomed over LLM slop

Here’s a glock and a towel.

• 71 kids killed on Halloween - tragic
• 25 kids, on average, killed by vehicles on every other day - a statistic

Hehe, stupid China should have gone in on Super Intelligence instead. USA! USA! USA!

Even has a doctorate in snake handling too! It’s so tragic that no matter what dark art he masters, RFK Jr. will never be able to bring his dead dad back.

Nevermind that citizens with actual documentation have already been illegally deported.

They may actually have a decent, unintentional point in that regard. But if paperwork isn’t going to save you from fascism, lack of paperwork isn’t either unless you are literally off the grid and living in some mud hut in a swamp where nobody will ever cross paths with you.

lmao

At first blush, Kristin LaHargoue’s social media resembles that of many thirtysomething moms espousing aspirational lifestyles. To her 88,000-plus followers on Instagram, LaHargoue—a crunchy blonde living in central Utah—routinely posts her children, her husband, and herself traipsing around the globe on her account @veda.revival. There they are, standing before the Sagrada Familia, striking silly poses on a busy Tokyo street, or dancing beachside in the Philippines. In an April 2026 post soundtracked to a version of Taylor Swift’s “The Fate of Ophelia,” LaHargoue wrote that she and her family have thus far traveled to over 40 countries. Flying around the world at such a clip isn’t unusual for influencers. But LaHargoue says her children, although born in the US, travel without birth certificates or Social Security numbers.

This is actually an amazing grift. “I’m super wealthy and enjoy all the privilege that affords, BUT with my course you too can get all that same privilege without the wealth and $500 less from your savings account”. As it turns out you can do a lot with private jets, even chartered, like bypassing customs and border patrol.

This is outside of my empathy budget. If anyone’s actually paying for this shit, they deserve whatever is coming to them.

Congrats! I’d prioritize a second recliner and a loveseat as soon as you can swing 'em, unless it’s less bachelor and more hermit. Hermit life is cool too.

COMPLETE AND TOTAL LOSER, Bill Maher

I’m gonna stop right there. When he’s right, he’s right.

The best option is to not have your TV hooked up to a network, period. No Wi-Fi, no CAT cable.

Use a dedicated computing device via HDMI to handle anything a smart TV would do instead.

“This isn’t the flying one?” With a tone feigning disappointment.

“What if we called it the BOO rally? It’s Oct 28 and Halloween is right there”

“What are you, stupid? The taunts and jeers write themselves with that branding.”

The full article: https://www.detroitnews.com/story/opinion/columnists/nolan-finley/2026/10/16/dem-leaders-urge-party-to-vote-none-of-the-above-in-senate-race-finley/92269640007/

The name on the byline is an editor and publishes a newsletter op ed called “The Right Take”, which is billed as:

This seems to be a reactionary fascist local rag giving print space to a couple of washed-up Dem zionists and their nonsensical Hail Mary play:

Lon Johnson, a former Michigan Democratic Party chair, and David Kramer, a longtime Democratic strategist who has previously helped elect Democrats to the Senate, are leading the effort. Both supported Rep. Haley Stevens over El-Sayed in the August Democratic primary.

Not when I have my respirator on anyways

My cope is that this naming will make people take COVID seriously again.

USA! USA! USA!

Noah Schnapp is a 20 something Thomas Hobbes studying abroad in France and uncovers a secret John Calvin manuscript with passages narrated by Stellan Skarsgård that would fundamentally alter the Reformation Movement and Calvinism, and bring to light the plot to murder Calvin but make it look like illness, and point to where he was buried with secret Templar treasure.

This would be shot on a green screen with CGI France and surplus costumes and props from a History channel production.

• The Gulf of America
• Lake America
• Super Intelligence
• New America

Jonathan Swift’s Modest Proposal worked because it was satire not written for the subjugated Irish, calling them out for providing their babies to be eaten in London. It was written for the would-be baby eaters at the heart of British empire. Swift wasn’t punching down.

DSA has some modest electoral successes. I sincerely hope DSA is an appropriate target for satirical criticism in 2028. But to think DSA has any power today is laughable, surpassing the degree of Curb’s funniest material.

Larry David missed the point of Swift’s work. He’s punching down for what? Larry David, with $400,000,000.00 of net worth is demonstrably just as fucking dumb as any billionaire but without the apparent motion.

I think it boils down to:

Move fast and break things

This mantra has been blindly adopted and applied to business and governance outside of big tech as well.

People are dying in airplanes, cars, and because food is poisoning them. As long as stock price go up and nobody in c-suite is going to prison it’s all good to them.