I’m gonna make y’all uncomfortable from muscle memory with another caption:
No internet, waiting for the ISP tech guy to arrive.
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niktemadur@lemmy.worldtoMicroblog Memes@lemmy.world•“You cannot serve both God and money”English71·3 days agoI would have gone sideways and said “Willem Dafoe”!
Hey… that looks eerily similar to my own microwave.
niktemadur@lemmy.worldto Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•A bit of salt makes it taste more savory5620·3 days agoNot just fascists, also those who empower fascists by sitting on their lazy ignorant smug asses on Election Day, bOtH pArTiEs ArE tHe SaMe LoL aMiRiTe, who want some sort of collapse to happen… because they fancy themselves at the top of their imagined new “purity” food chain, I mean… look at their purity! Aren’t they so special and so above it all?
They read things! On the internet! Wow!
They reject anything that doesn’t fit their narrative. They LOVE having their hollow ego massaged in circlejerks and by bad-faith actors.God forbid anything less than perfect and pure crosses their medieval path, lest they feel offended and… oh yeah, they do nothing. Which is why we’re in this goddamned mess in the first place. They allowed racist, misogynistic fascism to take firm root, good luck weeding it out now.
I can’t hear it. I can, however, smell it. Intensely.
It may be the acid kicking in, though.
niktemadur@lemmy.worldto Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•this is not satire this is not satire this is not satire66·4 days agobOtH pArTiEs ArE tHe SaMe LoL aMiRiTe… i’M sUcH aN aNaRcHiSt HyUcK hYuCk HyUcK!!!
It’s like these mentally lazy ignorant people look all around themselves, see how the horizon is basically at the same distance all around them, therefore conclude that they must be the center of the universe, then sprinkle in a few fashionable internet soundbites and catchphrases to “make themselves sound interesting” and “with it”.
Intergalactic spider-powered electromagnetic tentacled advertising droids!
Crystal Toad… Crystoad?
niktemadur@lemmy.worldBanned from communityto The Democratic National Convention™ of Libjerk@lemmy.dbzer0.com•Four Democrats Pass Bill Making It Harder for Married Women to VoteEnglish31·5 days agoRemoved by mod
It’s narcissism.
“Look at me! I am at the center of the end of time!”Exactly like the evangelical wingnuts with their “I am living n the last generation and the rapture is imminent yadda yadda yadda… I’m special!”
Meet the new boss.
Same as the old boss.
We won’t get fooled again!
🎵🎶🎶🎵
niktemadur@lemmy.worldto Historical Artifacts@lemmy.world•Limestone boar statue, with flecks of pigment residue, Gobeklitepe, Turkiye, ~9000 BCEEnglish3·8 days agoNobody knows what these pre-pottery people were called or called themselves, but today a Turkic term is used - Taş Tepeler, which translates to “rocky hills”, and the name Gobeklitepe means “potbelly hill”.
Ah yes… good ole-fashioned nazi Germany!
niktemadur@lemmy.worldto [Dormant] moved to !space@mander.xyz@lemmy.world•Plasma falling to the surface of the sun.2·8 days agoThis is the mechanism that makes Cepheid stars regularly and predictably change intensity
Doesn’t it also make the Cepheid noticeably swell (then deflate) in circumference? Or does it maintain the same basic size, and it’s just storing magnetic bubbles of hot plasma like a halo, before bursting and releasing all that accumulated material?
For those who may not know, about a decade ago probably the most popular Reddit user at the time, Unidan, got into an argument about an image being of crows or jackdaws, and he was caught manipulating the conversation via upvotes/downvotes from multiple alt accounts. For this, Unidan went up in a poof of smoke from Reddit, banished in disgrace.
niktemadur@lemmy.worldto [Dormant] moved to !space@mander.xyz@lemmy.world•Plasma falling to the surface of the sun.35·9 days agoThe dynamics there due to sheer gravity, magnetism and levels of energy/radiation that are utterly alien to our daily experience.
Well… you keep on giving the most rabidly ignorant, recklessly greedy bigoted zealots the keys to the kingdom every 4-to-8 years, what did you expect?
Then when Democrats can’t fix everything quickly while under constant zealot attack and sabotage, you reward the saboteurs with the keys to the goddamned kingdom again. All while you proudly proclaim that you’ve got it all figured out, because you read a blog post or tweet somewhere:
bOtH pArTiEs ArE tHe SaMe LoL aMiRiTe WhY bOtHeR vOTiNg?
GODDAMN, JIMMY!