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Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 8 months ago

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Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 8 months ago
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    I’m in the group which thinks lingerie is often sexier than being just in the nude. I think this might backfire on the group advocating for this.

    Not really into he-hulk titties though, but I’d definitely take some snu-snu from She-Hulk

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        I was hoping that the producers of ‘She Hulk’ would go the other way and hire a body double instead of using CGI.

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          Sadly, Marvel has fired all their good screenwriters and replaced them with overworked/underpaid animators based overseas.

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            I’m hearing good things about ‘Agatha…’ and ‘The Thunderbolts’ looks interesting.

            We’ll see.

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          You would struggle to find a body double, let alone one that could act.

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            https://youtu.be/JqwvwVPSMI8

            Six foot nine inch tall model. First one up in ‘tallest model.’ Also plenty of WNBA and WWE athletes out there.

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    There’s a Monty Python sketch where someone handles a large glass container with a liquid that looked like rosé wine, no context provided.

    Out of the blue, some BBC executive or execs wanted to censor the sketch because of “its’ visual depiction of menstrual urine”.

    It truly takes some twisted, fucked-up minds to find obscenity everywhere they look, projecting Satan onto everything around them, carrying Satan piggyback even into neutral zones.

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      Out of the blue, some BBC executive or execs wanted to censor the sketch because of “its’ visual depiction of menstrual urine”.

      This feels like a Mitchel and Webb bit. Hell, if the censors burst into the scene carrying a big piece of blacked out cardboard to hold over the bottle, it would fit into the original Monty Python episode perfectly.

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      That reminds of the cout case where Dee Snider basically said if your wife is interpreting our music as “dirty”, that’s a problem with your wife not the music.

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    I’m gonna guess “a group of concerned parents” is getting turned on by hulk tities.

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    A: Those parents.

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      I doubt those parents exist

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        deleted by creator

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    hulk titties

    Where's Black Widow? 😏

    • FenrirIII@lemmy.world
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      Probably icing up

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    • Dharma Curious (he/him)@slrpnk.net
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      I literally came here to post this same gif!

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    A sexy lace bra would be quite the statement piece. Im not against it.

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    Who do I report being attacked like this to?

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      I got you fam

      • The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.worldM
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        A genuine self-report, lol

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          Kek.

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    https://www.openbible.info/topics/boobs

    Proverbs 5:18-19: Let your fountain be blessed, and rejoice in the wife of your youth, a lovely deer, a graceful doe. Let her breasts fill you at all times with delight; be intoxicated always in her love.

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      Proverbs 5:18-19

      Whoa. Good Bible.

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    I mean, if your squint they look a little like Shrek titties… So, yeah, I get it.

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    If your kid is getting har on hulk tits that’s not your biggest problem

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    Who wants pickles?

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    Who tf not?

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    Snowflake generation.

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