It’s the dysentery, isn’t it?

I’ve had a few friends who’ve worked in 55+ communities, old folks homes, and memory care facilities and let me tell you those old people be fucking. They be fucking like rabbits. It’s an open secret that an antibiotic resistant strain of STIs are generated among that population.

I could kiss you! Jak and Daxter are my FAVORITE games and I had zero idea that project even existed!

Oh shoot, thanks for the update, I’ve been saying baboons for months lol

The loudest baboon has the smallest balls.

My groups collective chats are more of a microcosm of meme culture at the given time, sort of a petri dish of various meme strains fighting for (limited) mental resources.

Too tall, my mouth can only open so wide and a burger I must struggle to consume is worse than a easier, albeit shittier burger.

I firmly believe no one has ever finished a game

Leave them on at home specifically engaged in some idle game, like Cookie Clicker et al. so it looks like you were engaging with it.

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“Local Snake Oil salesman condemns foreign Snake Oil, says it’s a plot to destroy the domestic Snake Oil industry.”

Oh! THAT’S why I vomit every morning at 5 am! I was hoping I was dying :(

I’d sink Cortez’s ship.

Which honestly makes this perfect. Imagine Fox picks this up and runs with a story like “The fake media claims Canadians are boycotting American goods, but look at this supportive stencil!”

Which via the Streisand effect will cause it to be used more and hopefully result in a more effective boycott.

He tied the financing of his loan to buy Twitter with Tesla shares, if they tank it pressures the Saudis to call in the billions they loaned him for the purchase. He’d survive, but it would embarrass him which would be funny.

I’m currently employed but I’m gonna try this because it sounds fun.

Fun fact the yellow corner has the most nazis

Would

You’re already here

In my coping with the horrors of the world, I like to think this is run by a hidden AGI to wack its ideological opponents.