Our plan of influencing the election by repeatedly pointing out the Democrats’ support of genocide worked, fellow tankies! Trump was elected, which was obviously what we all wanted all along.
What are you going to spend your rubles on?
The election losses will continue until our demands are met, beginning with replacing every Christian church with a free estrogen depository
i wont stop until we can make estrogenized popcorn
My paycheck hasn’t arrived yet what department do I need to contact?
You have to contact BRICS now. The Kremlin doesn’t pay direct due to sanctions
Fun fact: The lady in charge of the BRICS bank, former Brazilian president Dilma Rouseff, was a guerilla fighter during the dictatorship (the one the US funded). She was arrested for 3 years and tortured for 22 days straight, but didn’t give them shit. Braver than literally all the troops
Email Irina in accounting, she’ll get you sorted out.
Sorry, I spent it on a few of those weighted stuffed animals. The computer room here at Langley makes me anxious so I asked for more funding.
Yeah we did it! So better lean left next election if you wanna get elected! We are super influential!
It would unironically be an incredibly positive thing if “the far-left” could actually swing an election, specifically from the dems to the reps.
It would at least mean that it existed politically in someway. But it’s not the case
We exist in a sort of quantum-political state where we can either be observed or discussed/blamed.
Either we can observe the size of our politically organized constituency, which is miniscule, or we can discuss how we have to vote for a candidate for it to win - we are massive.
Lmao if only this were true. If only one of the dozens of liberals I spent hours explaining why Kamala was not getting my vote to actually changed their position because of it.
A ticket to China
Air China tickets can only be redeemed with XiBux, dumbass
Damnit, I should have asked for BRICS-BUX
fly Aeroflot to Vladivostok and then take a train to Beijing or a ferry to Qingdao
Aeroflot has flights to China though
I’m sorry I didn’t Pokemon Go to the polls, it’s my fault
Oh no. I got the wrong instructions and Barbie’d to the polls instead 🙃
I’m going to buy an autographed portrait of Dick Cheney for my wall.
Welcome to the #resistance
it was actually us foreigners y’know. if we’d been allowed to vote… well, i mean, not specifically us hungarians, cos we would’ve elected trump with 60+%. but y’know, the right foreigners… really, this democracy thing was not thought through properly i feel.
Reminds me of Roman citizens vs non-citizens division.
I just wish the battle was over comrade, I’m so tired of pretending to be an American. But our work is never over. now we must switch tactics by
exposing Democrat’s fascist collisioncontinuing to undermine the liberal’s faith for the love of xiputin and our god-king trumpim buying some socks
