nathan mahoney kills another ceo
You guys realize this company is tiny, right? The guy stabbed isn’t some rich CEO. He just runs a machine shop. In Muskegon. Which is basically nowhere. Also, the guy is expected to live, and Nathan was arrested in 15 minutes. This story is no comparison, it’s just sad.
Definitely not very big, but tiny is an overstatement. https://andersonexpressinc.com/index.php?page=about-us, I would consider them small.
But yeah, to me, this seems more like a violent disagreement than anything on the level of the UHC shooting
Oh, I saw all that. They probably have like, 4 engineers. Im in that industry, in the area. Never heard of them. Just looking at the fixtures and molds and stuff on their websites, I would be willing to bet they do well under $10M a year. Maybe even under $5M. Tiny.
I’m holding off on the celebration until I know the reason for the stabbing and what kind of person the president is.
CEOs rethinking RTO
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Class war finally coming out in the open? One can hope
Since Europe does whatever 'merica does, I can’t wait for this trend to arrive here.
Why wait? CEOs are killing thousands through their decisions right now and even more later through their actions. Theres no time to waste waiting!
I was kinda hoping we’d take a page from French history books on this one, all you need is a little wood, a little steel, and gravity to really get things rolling
with a knife under his ribs. He was transferred to a nearby hospital where he immediately underwent surgery and is expected to make a full recovery.
though.
:(
Everyone, if you’re stabbing someone don’t leave the knife in. It’s gonna block most of the bleeding and give the “victim” higher chances of survival
And maybe twist if you have the time…
And maybe twist if you have the time…
Smear a little poop on it.
That will only result in an infection in the long term without medical intervention. Not helpful for the parasite class.
Ah, charlie was really resourceful in those jungles
So you’re saying I can remove it and stab again??
As many times as you want!
Jolly good
I need to stop saving money by buying single-use knives.
Not only CAN you, it’s also encouraged.
This isn’t :(
I understand that we are angry, BUT we know nothing about this guy – the company seems like a small niche manufacturing business. The guy isn’t some super elite C-suite executive, he’s just a high-level manager/director. Maybe he was an asshole. Don’t know if he is guilty of anything though
You gotta stab then twist
Yeah, but you also have to have a plan. Human beings are both incredibly tough and fragile at the same time, as long as the brain is getting blood a hospital can save you.
This is why if you stab a CEO you need to go for the neck and know where the arteries are. Heart is okay if you’ve got a real knife and know what you’re doing but it’s more effort than it’s worth otherwise, and the one thing that won’t work is stabbing them in the stomach ten times.
Gut wounds were death in the Before Times before antibiotics, now it’s just unpleasant.
Definitely don’t lock yourself in with them and repeatedly stab their lungs in a flurry of blows on both sides. That could cause their lungs to collapse and / or fill with blood, which might result in a death by either filling your chest with air but still gasp for air, or drowning in their own blood. And nobody wants that.
This guy deposes
Suddenly realizing the anti-education efforts of the Republican bunch, the Koch’s and all their ilk, is actually motivated by self-preservation. It’s harder to know how to kill your overlords if you never learn about anatomy to know what parts are fragile. For example, you’d never know that cutting the femoral arteries can be every bit as fatal as the carotids, or that when targeting the heart/lungs a knife blade in a vertical orientation would just get caught in the ribs, or that puncturing both lungs would also be extremely bad.
A gut wound that reaches the abdominal aorta very well could be death, but how many people even know where it is?
It’s a wee bit to the stabbers left yeah?
Runs right through the liver iirc (or is the vena cava different?)
However, the carotid artery is both easy to access and difficult to repair in time. Not that I’m in any way condoning these terrible attacks.
Yeah, the one issue is that human reflexes just naturally make people good at protecting their head and neck but if you want close up results and don’t want to point, click, and hope it’s your best bet.
These users read more books.
Well it’s not Reddit.
The apple didn’t fall far from the tree.
Most people forget under the armpits. That was always a better option historically over the neck. Usually necks are protected by gorgets, but the armpit has to be flexible.
Can’t cover the armpits with solid armor like chests and necks.
I was just about to say that the subclavian artery is nicely exposed when they lift up their hands to protect their neck. Also the femoral artery is a solid choice if you have a long enough blade. But that might take a bit of digging.
All the companies I’ve worked for have said they’re more like families. Families fight sometimes. I think all of these matters should remain between family members.
You’re more likely to be killed by a family member than a coworker, too.
A domestic you could say.
DV is a serious and well known issue. These CEOs should’ve seen it coming.
“This isn’t a business. I’ve always thought of it more of a source of cheap labour, like a family.”
*Tis the season.
Workplace violence has always been a thing in the US. As a phenomena, it predates the era of school shootings. It’s so common that I feel comfortable predicting that this man’s motives were a personal grievance, not class warfare.
“Going postal” was a thing.
It was a thing before Columbine, cause man, I remember the talks at school about that.
The class was brought out, we sat under a tree, and were allowed to talk about our feelings.
One of my bullies looked me dead in the eye, and said something along the lines of “Its always the quiet ones.”
I’m surprised I didn’t have to talk to anyone after looking him dead in the eye back and replying “Yeah, it is.” Just letting it hang in the air.
I will say, he no longer bullied me after that.
That’s ok, I had another bully who learned the hard way that if pushed far enough, I would break bones if provoked enough. Last day of school that year. He clotheslined me and put me in a choke hold when I was running a football, you know, playing like a kid on the last day of school. He still had a hold as we got up, him behind me. When my vision started to dim, I stomped the arch of his foot (multiple fractures, lot of bones there) to get out, then turned and broke his nose with one punch.
It all stopped after that.
Because my teachers were aware of the bullying (thanks for stopping it, assholes) I didn’t get in any trouble. This was at the beginning of zero tolerance talks. It was a policy the next school year.
The Postal video game series was quite directly based on the trend of postal workers going crazy and killing people in the 80s and 90s.
I’m aware, I didn’t feel the need to reference the game series.
Zero Tolerance = Bully Enabling
You’re not wrong.
A school year of bullying stopped by a decisive punch?
Clearly both are the same. Not one kid being tormented to the point of violence in self defense because they couldn’t fucking breathe anymore, over the whole school year. Not something the teachers, our so called care takers, could have nipped in the bud a LONG time ago. No, clearly, both kids are violent offenders.
I was a fake bully. Big giant bastard. Me and this other guy had a bit where I’d pick him up by putting my hand around his throat on with pressure on the sides and lifting him by his jaw while he was against some lockers with a loud bang. I think he also jumped. Obviously a stupid dangerous thing to do, but par for the course for testosterone fueled teenagers. Looked violent as shit though, essentially a pro wrestling choke slam.
A bit between friends is different.
Fuck, I was a skater in school. I threw myself down a two story half pipe in a warehouse every weekend. I had bruises on top of bruises.
Pain wasn’t new to me, cause man, I fucking sucked on a skateboard.
Let me put it this way, the kid I gave a broken nose to was a wanna-be MS13 member at the time. Ran into him after high school - guess who was a member? I’m glad I had friends with me, and we outnumbered his crew. They backed down. I don’t know what they had, but we all carried knives - and at the time - were ready to use them. My late teen years were a little wild. He recognized me, and called them to back off.
I guess getting the cops involved over a pool table in a bowling alley would have fucked up their bigger plans.
I mean if school shootings are acceptable and there’s the chance for many many victims, America should quite happily accept CEO murders to continue.
Depending on the grievance it might still be “class warfare” depending on how loosely you define it.
It has literally been taught in schools for decades, what did people expect?
There may be a personal grievance, but what are the chances that if he had better work conditions, that the personal grievance he had would have driven him to this?
While true, how many of those workplace incidents involved someone from the executive level?
His name better fucking be Mario.
At the very least it should be his handle/nickname in jail
Or a member of the Army of Yoshis?
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The Marios of the world probably be thinking deep thoughts about right now…
Hey maybe school shootings will go down now
CEO’s are the new classrooms
And then congress with actually do something about it…
And Trump is the only president who has ever advocated a complete gun ban.
Was that before or after he almost greatly helped humanity?
The only thing I can think of that Trump could do to greatly help humanity is killing himself.
I was referring to when he almost got taken out at the rally
Ah, that. I’m convinced that he wasn’t even wounded. Days later his ear looked perfectly normal.
Swap school shootings with workplace stabbings. Uno reverse, American style.
Idk there was already one since luigi
If this was named Mario I would check myself with a psychologist.
There are 16 mass shootings in the US from Dec 4th to today Dec 19th. That’s from the wiki on it.
Yes only 1 was at a school, but this shit is not going to show down or stop with how we currently are dealing with it.
Bring it full circle. Max points for gun manufacturer CEOs.
Boardrooms are the new classrooms, if you will
CEOs are identifying as cats and demanding litter boxes to shit in during meetings. And a guy I know has a sister that told him she heard that somewhere.
Thanks for rewording my joke
I meant to reply to you instead of starting a new comment. Sorry.
lol Well then I should say you worded it better ;)
More like this please. Enough of these parasites destroying the planet and forcing us to live as slaves.
He probably gave them a membership to the jelly of the month club instead of a Christmas bonus.
Top reference, I will always upvote the greatest christmas movie of all time
It’s the gift that keeps on giving all year…
I wonder if this new trend will stop some CEOs from forcing RTO. Harder to stab over the computer 🤔
No, they’ll just WFH. They’re important and make the rules, so clearly the rules don’t apply to them.
Still not safe:
Holy crap.
I’ve never seen that before; and I’m 58.
I love it.
Got any more pixels? I wanna read it
Thanks!
