I’ll take one for the team and be the Tsar. I’m gonna miss you folks after I’m dead :'(

Reform

I’m going to be the one to sell it out yet again to Pizza Hut

I’m sorry comrades

sorry sweaty, “owning things” is fascist

I’m a good cook and from my experience people generally don’t mind being bossed around by me. Throw some military training my way, I’d be a kick ass sergeant. Head of state would be cool too. I tend to fall into a leadership position wherever I am and generally I do pretty well and people are generally down to take orders from me. I am getting so many texts right now from people at work complaining about the chef taking over the window again and how much harder things are when I’m not running the show. This has happened a few times, I explain my decisions and if I’m.wromg anyone can say so, I’m used to being wrong nbd and I’ve got a really loud clear voice.

I dont own a truck but I got a microwave

Inb4 bourgeois decadence

I have a hose

I’m not a reformist!

The Soviet Union must truly be a great realm, Comrade happybadger, where gardeners are held in high honor.

I have some pots and pans and a little bit of dirt

Soviet Union is over. We’re on the Soviet Twonion now

My Honda has some surprising good trunk space and I don’t mind getting it dirty.

I don’t have anything but I’m willing to direct the workers.

I worked at a pizza hut, we will be invincible

If the USSR was so good why isn’t there a USSR 2