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no banana@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 day ago

Always nice to have a guest room

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Always nice to have a guest room

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no banana@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 day ago
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    Don’t leave us hanging OP. Open it.

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      There is no OP only Zuul!

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    It Puts the Lotion in the Basket.

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    Okay so it’s got a Greek meander design so is it Greece?

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      Seemingly it’s danish!

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    Must be nice to be roommates with the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.

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    Our house, in the middle of the street

  • Log in | Sign up@lemmy.world
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    Nope nope nope nope nope nope nope.

  • ToffeeIsForClosers@lemmy.world
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    Pretty close to the scene in The Changeling (1980)

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      Teenage Mutant Ninja Tenants

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        You won’t even know they’re there

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    “why does the hall always smell like a sewer?”

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    In a metroidvania platformer, that’s where you can find an health or weapon capacity upgrade. In a modern open-world FPS, that’s where you can acquire the sawn-off shotgun early on.

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      IRL this is where you can go to get Staph infection.

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      Unless you’re in Cyberpunk 2077 - then you’ll only get fans complaining that you used the wrong type of manhole covers in your game…

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        That was pretty funny though

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    As soon as you wake up one morning, hearing a magnified voice shouting from outside of your house, that “this is the police, we’ve got the place surrounded!”, you’ll be deeply grateful for said … err, “guest room”. I promise! 😈

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      The police calling that tiktok guy who cleans septic tanks to drill me out of the years of caked up shit and piss

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        You get what you deserve to pouring oil down the drain!

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    Cowabunga!

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    to host your turtle friends for a pizza party! 🐢🐢🐢🐢🐀

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      I was typing out a question about what this is referencing, and then it occurred to me. Cowabunga, dude!

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    What is the black stuff on the bottom of the lid?

    I’m thinking mold - fed by the sewer.

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      I think it’s just fart

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    Seven days, OP

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      I had such a crush on her when that movie came out.

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      Doorbell

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