pls help im scared
Bill gates gets an erection
Aroused but not knowing why…
Bill Gates is on Epstein’s list just like Trump
Doesn’t make me hate him less. What’s your point?
A very small, floppy erection…
It boots into Windows 11 and rewrites the master boot record.
Nightmare material
Straight to jail.
Just wait until you get a keyboard with the Claudepilot key. You’ll be terrified.
Superman shows up. It’s called the “Super” key for a reason. Please only use it in real emergencies, he’s busy.
The interdimensional cops get you
Defenestration.
Instant death
It automaticlly sends all porn and nudes saved on your PC to your mom.
Good to know! I already forward those to her, so having a dedicated button will save me a lot of time
You and your mom have the same kinks? Wholesome 😊😊
Recursive read errors that let the magic smoke out of the box, without which the computer cannot function.
Instant BSOD!
you get to see windows and linux duking it out
I pulled all the Windows keys off my keyboards for a reason, I just can’t seem to remember it. Must have been bad enough to make me suppress that memory.
I configured mine to handle all window-related actions. That’s how I get around the blasphemy. 🙃
Also, I bought a laptop which has a different logo on that key.
