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I don’t see the problem, why shouldn’t your wine opener be a penis?
I don’t see why not. Our bottle opener is a penis. Fun for the whole family!
Honey, I think our daughter might have a drinking problem. I keep finding the bottle opener in her room.
Honestly not the weirdest purpose kitsch has found for a penis shape
Holy fuck I love this, particularly with the whole biblically accurate angels meme taking off lately
Omg
Hahahahaha that was amazing
This is my favorite Christmas present
I should have stayed uninitiated.
You’re right. Cows DO Kinda look like maps!
Yes, actually, and it’s a little uncomfortable to witness
That’s a chicken
More like BLESSING of knowledge!
It’s a reference to this quirk of nature:
