• SpicyWizard@slrpnk.net
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      10 days ago

      I don’t understand, humanely means that you’ll be happy about it. I’m literally doing you a favor.

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          10 days ago

          Okay, I literally checked in the dictionary what the word means. Showing kindness, care and sympathy.

          Shit now I understand, I forgot to ask you, do you want to die for my bbq?

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              9 days ago

              Fuck, what do I do now? I’m supposed to kill you with kindness, empathy and care, and now you tell me that you don’t want to die?

              I’ll have to check with my lawyers, just be at your home around 19:00 and try to be happy.

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                  9 days ago

                  Just joking friend, thanks for the fun… Well my point was that there is no such thing as humane killing someone that doesn’t want to die. But lets leave the argument here, I’m not feeling too philosophical today hehe.

                  Have a nice day ;)

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                    9 days ago

                    “Humane” isn’t a binary condition, there are more and less humane ways to kill. If you don’t want to die then no shit you won’t like dying by any means, you’d definitely still prefer death by decapitation to death by immersion in fire ants.