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gigastasio@sh.itjust.works to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 13 hours ago

Oh no I've dropped my box of Twinkies. This is such a...uh...oh, what's the word I'm looking for...?

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Oh no I've dropped my box of Twinkies. This is such a...uh...oh, what's the word I'm looking for...?

sh.itjust.works

gigastasio@sh.itjust.works to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 13 hours ago
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    1 hour ago

    Los submarinos!

  • melsaskca@lemmy.ca
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    This is such an opportunity to roll around on the floor with them.

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    3 hours ago

    Silly customer! You cannot hurt a Twinkie!

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    3 hours ago

    A personal tragedy. So sorry for your loss.

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    6 hours ago

    Loss

    • gigastasio@sh.itjust.worksOP
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      5 hours ago

      No, that’s not it.

  • dontgogettingtooclever@piefed.social
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    6 hours ago

    this… can’t be what I think seeing?

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      I’m definitely missing something here. Tell us your secrets.

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      Tis

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    Slight inconvenience?

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    Twinkocalypse?

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      Let’s say this Twinkie represents all of the Psychokinetic Energy in the New York area. According to this morning’s sample, it’ll be a Twinkie… 35 feet long and weighing approximately 600 lbs.

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        That’s a big twinkie.

  • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.social
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    Dessertster? 🤷‍♂️

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    I’m lost.

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      If you need directions, there is technically a receptionist in this picture.

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    I would like to file a complaint

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      https://youtu.be/4vuW6tQ0218?t=8s

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      You want to complain! Look at these shoes. I’ve only had them three weeks and the heels are worn right through.

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      Please send it to your nearest Ministry of Complaints and Grievances Filing Receptacle.

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    …you gonna eat those twinks?

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      13 year rule applies.

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    Oh no step-twink, I’ve fallen and cannot get up.

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    Twa-gedy

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