Los submarinos!
This is such an opportunity to roll around on the floor with them.
Silly customer! You cannot hurt a Twinkie!
A personal tragedy. So sorry for your loss.
Loss
No, that’s not it.
this… can’t be what I think seeing?
I’m definitely missing something here. Tell us your secrets.
Tis
Slight inconvenience?
Twinkocalypse?
Let’s say this Twinkie represents all of the Psychokinetic Energy in the New York area. According to this morning’s sample, it’ll be a Twinkie… 35 feet long and weighing approximately 600 lbs.
That’s a big twinkie.
Dessertster? 🤷♂️
I’m lost.
If you need directions, there is technically a receptionist in this picture.
I would like to file a complaint
You want to complain! Look at these shoes. I’ve only had them three weeks and the heels are worn right through.
Please send it to your nearest Ministry of Complaints and Grievances Filing Receptacle.

…you gonna eat those twinks?
13 year rule applies.

Oh no step-twink, I’ve fallen and cannot get up.
Twa-gedy









