The only other alternative is meth.
Especially if he wants to. Once he starts craving he has to buy his own
Maybe he can start buying the stash with all that grandma money he keeps getting

Fuck! They both look legit, which one do I trust??
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If he don’t partake, how do we know he’s not a cop
If you ask he has to tell you legally
My baby’s a cop but he’s not verbal yet.
I hope you know sign language, suckers…

for a second i thought that was day[9]
lol! It’s someone on Youtube known as Daz Games.
You give him a line of baby powder without telling him to see if he’s a narc.
C’mon, everyone has heard of a baby bump. Super common.
genius - now make one with an elderly person “Just because he thinks, he will be alive in 30years, doenst mean he will be” - “dont let grandparents decide your future” “even if they want to”
Ya know… there’s age restrictions the first parts of one’s life… why the fuck not that last parts of their life?
Mostly because they have nothing better to do than vote, so politicians cater to them pretty heavily.
But I don’t know of a single Boss Baby who doesn’t do lines of cocaine. They don’t become CEOs by doing normal baby things.
Hello this is my son Goldman Slacks. He already does more cocaine than me. Always suckin them tiddies too. He’s got the best hedge fund at the daycare with hella diaper holdings
Maybe that’s true of other babies, but mine is mature enough to handle it. I’ll make sure things don’t get too crazy.
smdh first er doctors give babies cocaine, and now they say its bad for them? make up ur damn mind!!!111
Don’t tell me how to take care of my kids its my choice not yours.
Baby gets what baby wants.






