Researchers historically tended to assume birds either did not masturbate or did so only under the stress of captivity … Accounts from hobbyists revealed that some owners had sought veterinary help when they caught their birds masturbating, fearing the animals might hurt themselves.
No, that’s never happened to me. Got humped by a lot of dogs as a kid though. I thought they were just hugging me so I was confused when the adults yelled at them…
I would have just assumed they were preening…
Pretty big difference between preening and rubbing their cloaca on stuff. Ever had a budgie try and fuck your hand?
No, that’s never happened to me. Got humped by a lot of dogs as a kid though. I thought they were just hugging me so I was confused when the adults yelled at them…
Tomato, tomato.
This explains all the bird watchers.