Hey, try not to slay any demons on the way through the parking lot!
37?!
In a row?!
As an atheist I’ve suddenly realized that there is a demon living in my penis.
Send help. Specifically this pastor.
No worries, the pope is on the way.
Halp my pp is haunted.
Good sir, thou hast come unto my godly chamber. I shall now excise thy unholy member!
Post nut
claritysanctity.Big fan of your work here. Well done.
Who the fuck was the snitch!
No one said she was in any kind of trouble for it. I think this is just marketing
My wife, unfortunately.
We have female pastors now?
I had a female pastor in my church almost 30 years ago. so yes we have female pastors for a while now.
Well shiiiiiiiiiit, id assume feminism would make leaps and bounds to gain gender integration in these old institutions
Pastors, not priests. There’s differences, like priests can hear confession.
For context - https://youtu.be/ujuGKvMSeWA
What’s fellti?
That’s a grown-up thing, you’ll learn soon enough.
Edit: having now watched the clip I see the endless ways I could’ve answered this better. Goddammit.
I think it’s a kind of pasta
It’s supposed to read fellatio, but whoever captioned this tried to censor it, was just the only option I found in my 30 second search for this image.
Maybe it’s fellti but with the ti in italics though
Probably some Italian sauce or something. /j
And where would one find this repugnant den of heretical iniquity? So one can avoid it, of course.
Demons hate this little trick.
Demons hate this little
trickprick.
She practiced, did she get better?
I don’t know, how good could she have been at it to be found out? Like if this was voluntary why would anyone give up free secret oral sex? If it was not voluntary then… Church things.
Could also be one of the guys ratting her out after feeling guilty about going through with it.
Maybe he didn’t want to gatekeep, in which case, good effort?
A photo of the church is more than enough for geoguessers to figure it out.
And said geoguessers are already in heaven
Preface: I’m not good at this.
That doesn’t look like most church style architecture in most of the US, unless it’s in the North East / New England maybe? It almost looks more European. Also a female pastor wearing a collar like that seems unusual for the US. (Maybe Episcopalians do this? Not sure.) maybe these pics don’t even go together. I might guess that shockingly this whole story is fake.
Plenty of Episcopal and Methodist parishes in the US favor neo-Gothic architecture (Kansas is one of the more prominent places for this, believe it or not) and, Episcopal clergy are known for wearing clerical collars (as are Lutherans, some Methodists and, increasingly, Presbyterian). Lutherans tend to prefer the “pastor” designation (though in the Episcopal Church, women priests will go by this out of an aversion to being called “Mother”). I’d assume that the image on the left is likely not an image of the aforementioned cleric. And while the story might be fake, it sounds more like this is a story of sexual assault/abuse where someone in authority is taking advantage of someone compromised by mental illness.
Good info, thanks. A quick google shows there’s several variations on this story. In most of them, the pastor is male.
Ahhh. Well I just discovered my dick demons were psychosomatic, suddenly no treatment required! What a relief.
Um hi I have a demon
My friend Jim… he also has a, demon, in him. ya.
To whom ut may concern: my two demons are starting to bicker amongst themselves and they are no longer welcome. Any aid in having them displaced is welcome.
When googling on this, I find more people. Here is a old pastor who did the same:
OP is edited, it’s the same story.
The pastor himself renounced the Presbytery on 25 January a day before a church trial was due to start and moved to a gated retirement community in the nearby town of Lakewood.
I really hope he actually faced consequences
