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slothrop @lemmy.ca to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · vor 2 Tagen

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just no

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slothrop @lemmy.ca to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · vor 2 Tagen
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  • Fedizen@lemmy.world
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    Stupid sexy Flanders

  • LadyMeow@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    Brown for the crack was a … choice

    • Fedizen@lemmy.world
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      Covers up the stains

    • ORbituary@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      It’s camo. I’ll allow it.

      • PattyMcB@lemmy.world
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        “This guy’s got the right idea”

  • StillAlive@piefed.world
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    Corny-ass

    • YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today
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      …havin mfer

  • we are all@crazypeople.online
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    I don’t hate em

    • stickyprimer@lemmy.world
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      Me neither but the brown stripe up the ass could have been better placed.

      • we are all@crazypeople.online
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        yeah I noticed that after I made the comment. it’s an unfortunate placement in the design. it’ll either make you look sort of naked or like you shit your pants.

        but I still dig the potential capability for the mate in my life to weave me clothing besides a scarf.

        I’d probably ask for a hoodie, or a halvsie.

    • TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world
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      like a grilled cheese sandwich

      • fartographer@lemmy.world
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        The image confounded me, but your comment hurt my soul.

      • robocall@lemmy.world
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        I like grilled cheeses

  • Itdidnttrickledown@lemmy.world
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    Hell to the yes. Anytime the discomfort of those that are with you is a must.

  • mojofrododojo@lemmy.world
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    it’s hot. so you choose shorts.

    you choose the hottest fucking shorts possible with the technology of 1971.

    your testes cook.

    there is no upside to any of this.

  • WolfmanEightySix@piefed.social
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    Not in this fucking heat.

  • EonNShadow@pawb.social
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    Ah yes

    The crochorts

  • TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world
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    You may not like it but this is what peak performance looks like

  • kayzeekayzee@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    show us the front!!!

  • FauxPseudo @lemmy.world
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    Wow. It’s been a decade since I saw this. I knit. And every time it makes the rounds someone sends it to me. Even though it’s crotchet. Which is the fast way to irritate a knitter.

    • robocall@lemmy.world
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      But you could knit shorts, right?

      • FauxPseudo @lemmy.world
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        I’ve done “boy shorts” before. A lot more work than thongs. But it’s really more about people not knowing the difference between knitting and crocheting. It’s like giving someone who loves metal a Winger CD but it turns out they are a blacksmith.

        • Gregers@lemmy.world
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          Is that the boy shorts or the thong? Never seen any of those in a knitted version, so I have no idea what to expect

          • FauxPseudo @lemmy.world
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            Boy shorts. Thongs have a very different geometry.

            • Gregers@lemmy.world
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              Thanks for clearing that up with another photo. Have a nice day

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                It took a while to find one that wasn’t completely NSFW.

                knitting changes lives.

                • Gregers@lemmy.world
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                  Hahah

  • HootinNHollerin@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    Babe grab my corn on the cob shorts, we’re going out tonight

  • SGforce@lemmy.ca
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    But it’s got pockets!!!

    • robocall@lemmy.world
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      And belt loops!

  • Ceruleum
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    Now put it on fire!

  • nightwatch_admin@lemmy.world
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    Well ventilated, I think? Just the thing for us Europeons!

    • Little8Lost@lemmy.world
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      • nightwatch_admin@lemmy.world
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        Genau!

      • robocall@lemmy.world
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        This isn’t a heat wave, this is a sweltering heat wave.

        I used a translation app in case anyone else was struggling with the German

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          It isn’t just too warm…

          It’s TSUWARMI

          • robocall@lemmy.world
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            this is cute

        • dangrousperson@feddit.org
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          Its a pun that doesn’t translate well

          Zu warm = too warm

          Zuwarmi sounds like tsunami in German

          => This isn’t a heat wave its a heat tsunami

        • Sidyctism II.@discuss.tchncs.de
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          Your app translates “zuwarmi” as “sweltering heat wave”?

          Its a pun on tsunami, and not a real word

          • robocall@lemmy.world
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            I guess the app did pretty well given the fake word.

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              Whats weird is that it neither tried to do a literal translation nor to preserve the pun, when “too-warm-i”, the literal translation, still is at least pun-adjecant

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