• UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world
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    22 hours ago

    You can’t play football, it’s too dangerous!

    Okay, but totally unironically, though. Full contact sports are terrible for kids.

    Why do you sit inside all day!?! Get a hobby!

    I might suggest that the biggest reason I sit inside all day is that it’s fucking 95° with 60% humidity. But also, screens are hypnotizing, especially for little kids. My son would absolutely lock in on Ms Racheal or Bluey for hours a day if I let him. But he also loves to kick his soccer ball and dunk his basketball in his little stand when the TV isn’t on. And I’m fine with that, because he’s not plowing face first into a kid twice his size. Or trying to back kick one of his friends across the room.

    Also, I’ve never needed to buy my son a drum kit because everything is a drum kit to that kid. We can talk about a kit when he gets to middle school and shows he’s got the desire to practice, maintain the equipment, and not break anything when he loses his temper.

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      11 hours ago

      Full contact sports should be adapted to children to have no full contact. If it’s not the case, the teachers are morons, dangerous and probably criminals, and you should obviously not leave your kids there.
      In fact, regarding full contact combat sports, even for adults training does not involve full contact to the head in most cases, only competitions and examinations may. There’s a lot of choice of schools and rulesets, so adults can choose whatever level of contact they are comfortable with.

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      12 hours ago

      While full contact sports (and the associated CTE) are dangerous, there’s alternative combat sports that avoid it, like wrestling, judo, and jiu jitsu. Mainly grappling.

      That being said, competitive olympic wresting is pretty toxic regarding weight and diet. Lots of extreme dieting to get in the wanted weight range for tournaments, whivh is terrible for teenagers. Plus, jiu jitsu is the dude-bro sport right now, so might want to avoid that too.

      Mainly what I’m getting at is that judo is good if you think your kid might be into it

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      21 hours ago

      Oh no! My child might get hurt playing a game! Little Jhonnythan is far too valuable to be put in harms way no matter how much he’ll develop emotionally and intelligently by playing <Insert Sport Here>. I’m an amazing parent!

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          15 hours ago

          How is that more specifically bad vs any other sport with contact built into it, like baseball, basketball, hockey, soccer, lacrosse, rugby… Even more individual sports have incidents like curling and tennis.

          Maybe your soft child might be good at golf? But they could strain leg muscles, pull a hip, should injuries are common among golfers…

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        19 hours ago

        My child might get hurt playing a game!

        It’s not a game when the goal is to injure the other players. It’s functionally a combat sport.

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          15 hours ago

          I’ve played sports my whole life. Never has there ever been a sport where the goal is to “injure the other player”.

          Your ignorance is showing. I’ve accidentally hurt others, and others have unintentionally hurt me. Shit happens. I’ve torn a muscle in my shoulder from a bad hit in hockey. I’ve also severely sprained my ankle walking to my driveway. If you want to bubble wrap your kids and protect them from all the harm in the world, enjoy raising a completely incompetent leech on society that is dependant on you their whole life.

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            12 hours ago

            I’ve played sports my whole life. Never has there ever been a sport where the goal is to “injure the other player”.

            Boxing. MMA. In both of those, concussing knocking out your opponent is a win

          • UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world
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            15 hours ago

            Never has there ever been a sport where the goal is to “injure the other player”.

            Not sure if genuinely ignorant or just contrarian maxxing

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              14 hours ago

              I could ask the same thing.

              Which team sport is designed around intentionally injuring the other players?