Not mine; got it off a twitter link
“The Fellowship voted nearly unanimously to have the ring flown by giant eagles to Mordor to be dropped into the volcano. Unfortunately, the measure was ruled ineligible by the chamber parliamentarian.”
look there was also the one lady who did a curtsy thumb down on the motion so of course they had to veto the best idea
“The newly elected king whose father was the previous king has vowed to create a committee that will analyze the budget costs of maintaining eagle habitats along with other birds of prey. The new proposal is expected to be given to His Majesty’s council later this year and insiders say they’re strongly considering it.”
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Eagles don’t work for the fellowship. Also Sauron has an air force
Listen, it’s important to put your The One Ring on before putting The One Ring on other people. You can’t help anyone if the Nazgûl find you.
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I haven’t seen the show but I listened to some friends argue about it and one of them said “do you really expect a kids show to have the protagonist curb stomp the evil villain at the end?”
To which I could only respond
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I’ve only seen a few episodes here and there from when my partner watched the whole series but I generally liked MLP and this only affirms that opinion.
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They’re also fundamentally alien. Nobody talks about Steven’s cultural imperialism of their fascist traditions!
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