So he’s a heavily closeted Republican bigot who’s secretly hyper-gay and hates himself for it? Cool, I guess.
That would explain the heavy layer of eyeliner tbh
“I’m straight as an arrow. In fact I like to go to Hooters for lunch with my man Lindsay. Right, Lindsay? Mr. Graham likes the thick ladies, but I like them thin… Right, Lindsay!!! Tell 'em how much we like the ladies!”
Methinks the JD doth protest too much.
I am not gay by a GOP means they are flamingly gay.
The more you deny that you are gay, the more you are a closet gay.
Gay? I wish. Do you know how many problems that would solve for me?
Hetero white conservatives have been living in a bubble for so long they literally cannot conceive that other people are…not like them. That’s it. The bar is so, so low.
What’s up with some people worried that others think they’re gay? If anyone wants to think I’m gay, go for it. Think whatever you want. I don’t get it.
In places with high rates of intra-male violence—most of the world throughout most of history—your reputation for masculinity protects you from opportunistic attacks. Being perceived as gay can undermine that reputation.
I have rainbow laces in my work boots and a rainbow lanyard for my office pass. Pretty sure the guys at work think I’m bi at the very least because they know I’m married to a woman.
Funny thing is, I kinda am. Fucked if I’m actually telling any of those cunts though.
It’s always the deeply closeted projecting their repression outwards
I mean, good. We don’t want him.
Also,
but I’ve heard this from gay friends of mine…
Doubt.
In the immortal words of Connor4Real
I’m not gay, but if I was, I would want equal rights I’m not gay, but if I were, I would marry who I like […] I’m not gay, I’m not gay I’m not, not, not, not, n-n-n-not gay I’m not gay
This has the most legendary cameo at the end for the punchline.
Never Stop Never Stopping is super underrated. Can’t believe it’s already 8 years old.
Yeah that movie is amazing and deserves way more love and praises.
You know, for a guy that literally only got where he is because he can convince people that a pile of shit with a sheet over it is clean, he’s really bad at convincing everyone he’s straight.
he’s really bad at convincing everyone he’s straight.
I mean, it’s no “Josh Hawley kissing his wife” levels of bad.
“Goddammit, Brad, you better have gotten that on camera ‘cause I’m not doin’ it a second time. You are dismissed, woman.”
oh my god he looks like he’s gonna throw up. kinda explains his skippy skip on jan6
“I really need you to understand that while I am mugging you, I don’t enjoy onions. I think it’s very important you don’t judge me as someone who could enjoy onions. Now hand over the damn wallet or I kill your wife”
I have never really had the desire or the need to prove I was not gay to anyone. Ok well maybe my wife but that’s it.
Your wife still thinks you’re gay?
I think she’s still on the fence… 😜
Does anybody actually think Vance is gay - or more to the point, does anybody GAF?
I simply don’t believe that in today’s lexicon that gay covers a person that is sexually attracted to couches, hence he’s not gay.
But no, I really don’t give a crap what he has sex with, only that he’s a weird little asshole that’s dangerously close to power.
I don’t have strong feelings either way, but his eye liner is a little too on point for a straight guy.
To paraphrase an old pope joke: you know Vance isn’t gay cuz he’s wearing that Klan robe with those shoes.
I’m curious who he thinks is willing to have sex with him regardless of gender.
Some people will fuck anything lol
No homo, GOP friends
He does not have any gay friends. Girl please!
He means Peter Thiel.
He’s not a real gay. His gay card was revoked a long, long, long time ago. I heard his husband is a suspect in the murder of the model he had as a ‘kept boy’.
