Because you aren’t trying hard enough. There’s 12 in the pack for a reason.
Do better.
I’ve always complained that these packs don’t come is Baker’s dozens.
In case you lose some.
in case you loose
You’re supposed to deep throat the rest
Make them meet in the middle
Skill issue
It’s asspirational
Hotdogs also come in 12s. In jars of 12.
At least in the US, we call the ones in jars “wieners” and not “hot dogs” lol
Because you are supposed to find 11 friends that can also stuff 7 sausages in their buttholes. Then you buy 7 packs of sausage and divide them equally among the 12 of you, with no waste.
Gives you something to work towards
What is life without a bit of ambition?
Rookie numbers
Amateur.
I feel kinda terrible that this was my first out-loud laugh of the day. I’m even chuckling writing this.
The other 5 are for snacking.
The first 7 are also for snacking
If at first you don’t succeed, try, try again…
