• SpicyWizard@slrpnk.net
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    10 days ago

    Hey I want to humanely kill you for my weekends bbq with friends, it’s okay if I come this afternoon for you?

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      10 days ago

      Just make it quick. Or not. As long as i don’t have to see it and have to think about it.

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        10 days ago

        Well about being quick I can’t promise anything, but telling everyone that I killed you humanely afterwards is something I can commit myself. I can even post images of you being happy and shit.

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        10 days ago

        I’ve seen it often enough to know exactly how important it is to make it quick and clean

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        10 days ago

        But you won’t get emotional nor make a drama about it, right?

        It will be painless and you will be gone with a smile in your face knowing that your body parts will serve a purpose to make my friends happy for a while in my great BBQ!

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            10 days ago

            I don’t understand, humanely means that you’ll be happy about it. I’m literally doing you a favor.

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                10 days ago

                Okay, I literally checked in the dictionary what the word means. Showing kindness, care and sympathy.

                Shit now I understand, I forgot to ask you, do you want to die for my bbq?

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                    9 days ago

                    Fuck, what do I do now? I’m supposed to kill you with kindness, empathy and care, and now you tell me that you don’t want to die?

                    I’ll have to check with my lawyers, just be at your home around 19:00 and try to be happy.