Edit to add this
Huh. Good use of spandex with vertical stripes.
There’s a Malian movie named Guimba the Tyrant. Spoiler alert for a 31 year old movie, but the king’s weakness is women, and a shaman sends a hypnotic luscious booty mistress to lure the king’s out into the bush (where he is presumed killed).
Dont make me horny from a shitpost page
I’m so lonely
Sorry to hear that bud
Ok. What’s PAWG.
Phat Ass White Girl, watch the video I linked. Its SFW and NOT porn OR an example.
That’s exactly what a lying liar would say to trick me.
Thanks. TIL.
You a potato?
Yes
Accurate.
I’m just honored to be called a legend by a shitpost.
I got your back bud
😘
Black and white stripes on the rear half of the body? HOW DID YOU KNOW MY WEAKNESS IS AN OKAPI?
why is she dressed in optical illusion pattern
Dazzle camo to make sure enemy sub’s can’t figure out her speed
Thicc Betelgeuse
Closing my eyes real tight and crossing my fingers…
Thicc Betelgeuse
Thicc Betelgeuse
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Michael Keaton filled out the Batman suit tout suite, so…
Wait that was fucking Michael Keaton??? You just broke my genz brain
Edit: holy shit that was michael keaton https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0094721/
Is this a shitpost? I see nothing but absolute truth.
Dream guy
Photo from like a decade ago, homeboy probably has kids and/or is dead now.
“The real shitpost is always in the comments”
😉😜😘😉
Yeah, and if you look closely, you can also see some drawings of ancient heroes.
The best shitposts speak to our souls
Half the ancient wars were started for the last panel.
Helen of sparta confirmed thicc af
