He will announce the dissolution of the United States of America. He has written a new constitution to form The United Americas of Trump and begin his 1000 year AI assisted reign.
not the dissolution i wanted
But the one we deserve
He’s going to sign the executive order to rename ‘Artificial Intelligence’ to ‘Super Intelligence’ like he promised during his UNGA speech.
Honestly this one sounds extremely plausible
i wonder if that renaming shenanigans fulfills some performance metrics of stock options for some ai companies, allowing them to vest or some other bs
I think all of the Trump renaming things goes back to the removal of confederate monuments from federal property in 2015. Since then, there was all the culture war stuff of football teams renaming, the rebranding of Aunt Jemima, etc. I think this made chuds think that renaming things is some sort of power flex.
The announcement that Trump made today was about opening a new steel plant in Iowa.
First four minutes: Iran is weaker than ever.
Remaining 3 hrs and 42 minutes: the type of marble he is importing for the ballroom’s restrooms.
He’s pregnant
I’m the father.
No I’M the father, I’m also your dad too, son.
Can we play catch today?
Go bother your mom, it’s my day off.
Go play catch with your son, he’ll be grown and gone far away before you know it. Savor what time you have left together.
…music fade in
the cat’s in the cradle
the silver spoon
little boy blue
and the man in the moonThe outdoor cat’s in the cradle
I will ignore my children while I’m with them then not want to see them until after the divorce.
😢
Mom says you have to play catch with me before we eat dinner
Figures she’d say that, anything to fuck me over.
lol why have you been crossposting this for years?
he is going to call Hasan a tankie
everything computer
Ah.
Ironic: bud dwyer moment
Unironic: Diesel export controls that will temporarily lower diesel prices here while dramatically raising them elsewhere. Then they will go right back up here.
He’s announcing a partnership between the federal government and McDonald’s for them to sponsor overhauling the entire White House, complete with a branding deal
the White House will now include a closed-loop McDonald’s Drive Thru just for the president to use in his official capacity while riding in his limo. a Filet O Fish with a Diet Coke will be the #1 and the McDonald’s will be known as Location #1.
He will announce that, because the elections of Biden and Obama were undeniably fraudulent, he will need to make up for the fraud by being president 12 more years.
Iran war getting unpopular, hard pivot to cartels/narco terrorists, will tactically nuke a fishing boat.
Trump’s transing
Ironic: Announcing that he’s cooking his German sudafed into crystal meth
Unironic: Announcing that he’s cooking his German pseudoscience into Kristallnacht
It’s going to be oil-related. “Better start doing your freedom rations, patriots. You’re all being conscripted to Iran.”
He’s announcing that America will finally complete the project of German Idealism
He’s gonna challenge Hasan Piker to 1 v 1 on Fortnight
I think Trump is going to announce his DOJ is doing a major bullshit investigation of some dem. It’ll be one of Trump’s low ever-on-the-boil bête noires. Biden? Obama? Less likely because it’s the afternoon and not prime time is that his DOJ is doing a major bullshit investigation of something involving voting like “millions and millions of illegals are voting and I’m stopping them.”
Edit. If it’s voting or whatever - I expect some “official” follow up today or tomorrow probably as a speech by the AG.
“Ladies and gentlemen… I made poopies.”
(Thunderous applause from both viewers)
