What a time to be alive
Critical support I guess. Can I sue Nintendo afterwards for enshittifying themselves?
I have one dollar and no lawyers
Trump has twice now (from what I’ve read here on hb) infringed on nintendo’s copyright for campaign stuff, but it’s tariffs they sue him over. So that just goes to show they don’t actually lose any more from ip theft in the first place.
I absolutely thought when I clicked this that it was related to the pokemon MAGA post from earlier today, but of course they don’t care about that. Perfectly ok with that messaging and brand image, and hey, it’s free advertising!
Nintendo are fucking weird with how they sue. Like didn’t they sue Palworld over game mechanics instead of sueing them for something a little more viable like stolen assets?
Idiots.
Yeah they won’t go after a game that directly copies them and is making money, and yet a free fan project gets the lawsuit.
When they go after random fan projects, it’s almost always things named like “Zelda 4” or “Mario Odyssey 2” or some other title that Nintendo might hypothetically make. Often they bill themselves as “official” for some damn reason. Meanwhile, smwcentral has a billion hacks named like “Storks & Apes & Crocodiles” and Nintendo doesn’t give a shit.
It’s pretty clearly them trying to defend their trademarks, and the unofficial rules are “don’t make it look official.” And yeah it sucks that Nintendo enforces this by sending a scary cease and desist letter instead of being like “hey change the name of that before we have to do something,” but fuck is it easy to avoid their ire.
goes all the way back to the nes era with that “stop calling other consoles nintendo” poster cuz they were afraid of genericization
wow finally a Nintendo lawsuit i can root for
My greatest hope from all of this is that Trump tweets or says something about Nintendo.
"As a long time gamer. Thars right folks, I game. I jusr don’t talk about it often, cause im not a loser. Not a loser. Ive gotten many of thr highest scores. And that’s going way back folks. Way back! The 80s. Back in the 80s i had one of the Frogger Machines in one of my hotels. I could get that frog everywhere. Cause it was my machine. I had to have the top score. If you go to a hotel and see at the arcade the owner doesnt have the high score, maybe hasn’t even played the game, doesnt know if its good or not. That’s bad business. Bad business. I saw a lot of other hotels fail. Now Nintendo was great. They have been great! Ninja Gaiden, Megaman 2, Castlevania, folks. Castle. Vania. I thought they were amazing. And now, they have these games. Mario Kart for 80$! 80$! And when you buy it you’re going around in your kart vrroooom, and you go to play online, its all straightaways. Transition tracks. Not real tracks folks, not like they used to make. If you get lucky you get a real 3 lap race every once in a while. Its sad. Shameful. I’ll keep my Switch One thank you. Thank you. That was a fantastic console, but now its time to say ‘bye’ to Non-Tendo
Donald Trump came to prominence in the 1980s by beating Dragster in just 5.51 seconds
nintemdo… welcome to the resistance
why is the flag in those colors
Because Mattpat is a fucking moron. Hence he did a “which Nintendo character would best survive the pandemic” video or something and when people said how bad taste it was he switched the thumbnail to Mario having a surgical mask/N95 and I think he removed/added COVID to the title.
i have no idea who that is
Now you know
Also a supporter of Autism Speaks
<- the only good MattpatI thought he had some neuro science degree, you think being such a scholar would lend one to investigation, but stem gonna stem. I’m glad I stopped watching his vids around gamergate, and then stumbled into the quartering to further push me away from those fuckheads. Around that time I would fall into a squalid liberal mess called r/cth from my Google recommendeds because of my support of Bernie and the rest is history.
Nazbol Mario
red fash of course
Mario is a nazbol?
Critical support to the plumber.
Lets go, they are actually doing it
Nintendo is going to smoke them. This is absolutely going to end in either immediate payment and appeasement, an executive order, or a new supreme court ruling.
Oh yeah, well I’ve got $2 and no lawyers. Checkmate brokie. WhAt CoLoR iS yOuR bOuG YaChTy?
