Lemmy.wtf
  • Communities
  • Create Post
  • heart
    Support Lemmy
  • search
    Search
  • Login
  • Sign Up
jballs@sh.itjust.works to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 年前

Drink up

sh.itjust.works

message-square
41
link
fedilink
671

Drink up

sh.itjust.works

jballs@sh.itjust.works to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 年前
message-square
41
link
fedilink
alert-triangle
You must log in or # to comment.
  • ryan213@lemmy.ca
    link
    fedilink
    arrow-up
    74
    ·
    2 年前

    My friend wants to know where this is taken from.

    • citrusface@lemmy.world
      link
      fedilink
      English
      arrow-up
      79
      arrow-down
      4
      ·
      2 年前

      Bonk.

    • jballs@sh.itjust.worksOP
      link
      fedilink
      English
      arrow-up
      45
      ·
      2 年前

      https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/forced-to-drink-milk

      • Lemmeenym@lemm.ee
        link
        fedilink
        English
        arrow-up
        32
        arrow-down
        3
        ·
        2 年前

        I’ve never been much of a social media user outside of reddit and lemmy and I’ve never had an Instagram account so maybe it’s my lack of familiarity but does that page list some really unimpressive stats? The original post had “more than 3,000 likes in less than three years” and for the second Instagram post it says"Within seven months, the post gained over 4,000 likes." Do Instagram posts continue active participation for years? I felt pretty good the few times I’ve posted something that got thousands of likes but it’s more personal achievement 'than this is going to be bigger than two broken arms".

        • Alk@lemmy.world
          link
          fedilink
          English
          arrow-up
          45
          ·
          2 年前

          It’s not trying to be impressive, just historical. All knowyourmeme pages are like that.

        • Arcadedeleted by creator
          link
          fedilink
          arrow-up
          26
          ·
          2 年前

          There’s no rule that says a meme can’t be good just because it hasn’t been circle jerked to death on reddit.

        • iAmTheTot@kbin.social
          link
          fedilink
          arrow-up
          18
          ·
          2 年前

          It’s just aiming to report facts to provide context to the reader.

        • jballs@sh.itjust.worksOP
          link
          fedilink
          English
          arrow-up
          17
          ·
          2 年前

          Yeah I think the reddit numbers are skewed though. They stopped showing the true number of upvotes a long time ago I think.

      • Synapse@lemmy.world
        link
        fedilink
        arrow-up
        12
        ·
        2 年前

        photographer Eugeny Hramenkov uploaded the original image

        I always assumed it was from a porn movie 😅

        • jballs@sh.itjust.worksOP
          link
          fedilink
          English
          arrow-up
          7
          ·
          2 年前

          I had just posted this meme elsewhere when I got an Inbox notification for your comment saying you assumed it was from a porn movie. I was scratching my head for a minute there.

          • Synapse@lemmy.world
            link
            fedilink
            arrow-up
            5
            ·
            2 年前

            LMFAO, wouldn’t it be epic if this one was from an actual porn move ?!

        • BarbecueCowboy@lemmy.world
          link
          fedilink
          English
          arrow-up
          7
          ·
          2 年前

          We all did, so much so that there was a petition to make it happen: https://www.change.org/p/pornhub-com-make-an-actual-porn-of-the-milk-girls

          400 signatures before it ended.

  • morrowind@lemmy.ml
    link
    fedilink
    arrow-up
    50
    ·
    2 年前

    I’m afraid this meme doesn’t work on the grounds that I wouldn’t mind being in this situation

    • photonic_sorcerer@lemmy.dbzer0.com
      link
      fedilink
      English
      arrow-up
      17
      ·
      2 年前

      Being made to drink glue??

      • Hugucinogens@lemmy.blahaj.zone
        link
        fedilink
        arrow-up
        23
        ·
        2 年前

        The meme. The picture behind the text.

        Wait why am I snarky. You either had a brainfart or are joking.

        Either way, nice.

        • BlanketsWithSmallpox@lemmy.world
          link
          fedilink
          English
          arrow-up
          10
          ·
          2 年前

          I see you’ve found the glue.

  • SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world
    link
    fedilink
    arrow-up
    53
    arrow-down
    23
    ·
    2 年前

    I want a hot Russian mommy to force feed me milk until my tummy bursts open and releases a tsunami of milky goodness down the hillside drowning everyone in its path.

    • AFallingAnvil@lemmy.ca
      link
      fedilink
      arrow-up
      72
      ·
      2 年前

      Sir this is a Wendy’s

      • UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world
        link
        fedilink
        arrow-up
        15
        ·
        2 年前

        One order of milk please

        • SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world
          link
          fedilink
          arrow-up
          10
          ·
          2 年前

          You get as much as I fucking tell you.

      • TastyWheat@lemmy.world
        link
        fedilink
        arrow-up
        5
        ·
        2 年前

        Down here in AU, Wendy’s isn’t a burger joint, it’s a Milk bar.

        This fact made it so much better!

    • jballs@sh.itjust.worksOP
      link
      fedilink
      English
      arrow-up
      48
      ·
      2 年前

      ok

    • Hobbes_Dent@lemmy.world
      link
      fedilink
      arrow-up
      25
      ·
      2 年前

      Shit, I clicked on the wrong Amazon wishlist.

    • Random_Character_A@lemmy.world
      link
      fedilink
      arrow-up
      21
      ·
      2 年前

      …and do you want some ball torture with that, sir?

      • Localhorst86@feddit.de
        link
        fedilink
        English
        arrow-up
        10
        ·
        2 年前

        does that cost extra?

        • AtariDump@lemmy.world
          link
          fedilink
          arrow-up
          11
          ·
          2 年前

          It’s free, but the safe word costs extra.

          It’s Fluggaenkoecchicebolsen

          • jballs@sh.itjust.worksOP
            link
            fedilink
            English
            arrow-up
            10
            ·
            2 年前

            Bring on the fluggegecheimen!

          • ArcaneSlime@lemmy.dbzer0.comBanned from community
            link
            fedilink
            arrow-up
            9
            ·
            2 年前

            Flügenkuchenbolse was jetzt?

    • zero_spelled_with_an_ecks@programming.dev
      link
      fedilink
      arrow-up
      21
      ·
      2 年前

      First time I’ve wanted to upvote and downvote the same comment.

      • Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world
        link
        fedilink
        arrow-up
        3
        ·
        2 年前

        Apparently you aren’t very familiar with the oeuvre of @SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 😁

    • Altima NEO@lemmy.zip
      link
      fedilink
      English
      arrow-up
      18
      arrow-down
      1
      ·
      2 年前

      • Omniraptor@lemm.eedeleted by creator
        link
        fedilink
        arrow-up
        4
        ·
        2 年前

        RIP :(

        • Altima NEO@lemmy.zip
          link
          fedilink
          English
          arrow-up
          3
          ·
          2 年前

          That’s Cheems, a different dog from the doge dog that passed recently. But he also passed a few months ago. RIP.

    • thefartographer@lemm.ee
      link
      fedilink
      arrow-up
      10
      ·
      2 年前

      I think most of these people are offended because you said “tummy”

  • UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world
    link
    fedilink
    arrow-up
    21
    ·
    2 年前

    I’ve never been so turned on by Google AI

  • LeroyJenkins@lemmy.world
    link
    fedilink
    arrow-up
    18
    ·
    2 年前

    can’t afford Elmer’s. gotta go for the rose art

    • TheReturnOfPEB@reddthat.com
      link
      fedilink
      English
      arrow-up
      2
      ·
      2 年前

      deleted by creator

  • gandalf_der_12te@discuss.tchncs.de
    link
    fedilink
    arrow-up
    8
    ·
    2 年前

    • gandalf_der_12te@discuss.tchncs.de
      link
      fedilink
      arrow-up
      6
      ·
      2 年前

  • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 🏆@yiffit.net
    link
    fedilink
    English
    arrow-up
    5
    ·
    2 年前

    Paste is a gateway drug to eating and sniffing harder glues and possibly even epoxies.

    Source: Google

  • Jesus@lemmy.world
    link
    fedilink
    arrow-up
    3
    ·
    2 年前

    Glugle

  • feedum_sneedson@lemmy.world
    link
    fedilink
    arrow-up
    5
    arrow-down
    2
    ·
    2 年前

    It’s a nice cleavage.

Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world

lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world

Subscribe from Remote Instance

Create a post
You are not logged in. However you can subscribe from another Fediverse account, for example Lemmy or Mastodon. To do this, paste the following into the search field of your instance: !lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world

Welcome to Lemmy Shitpost. Here you can shitpost to your hearts content.

Anything and everything goes. Memes, Jokes, Vents and Banter. Though we still have to comply with lemmy.world instance rules. So behave!


Rules:

1. Be Respectful

Refrain from using harmful language pertaining to a protected characteristic: e.g. race, gender, sexuality, disability or religion.

Refrain from being argumentative when responding or commenting to posts/replies. Personal attacks are not welcome here.

…


2. No Illegal Content

Content that violates the law. Any post/comment found to be in breach of common law will be removed and given to the authorities if required.

That means:

-No promoting violence/threats against any individuals

-No CSA content or Revenge Porn

-No sharing private/personal information (Doxxing)

…


3. No Spam

Posting the same post, no matter the intent is against the rules.

-If you have posted content, please refrain from re-posting said content within this community.

-Do not spam posts with intent to harass, annoy, bully, advertise, scam or harm this community.

-No posting Scams/Advertisements/Phishing Links/IP Grabbers

-No Bots, Bots will be banned from the community.

…


4. No Porn/Explicit

Content


-Do not post explicit content. Lemmy.World is not the instance for NSFW content.

-Do not post Gore or Shock Content.

…


5. No Enciting Harassment,

Brigading, Doxxing or Witch Hunts


-Do not Brigade other Communities

-No calls to action against other communities/users within Lemmy or outside of Lemmy.

-No Witch Hunts against users/communities.

-No content that harasses members within or outside of the community.

…


6. NSFW should be behind NSFW tags.

-Content that is NSFW should be behind NSFW tags.

-Content that might be distressing should be kept behind NSFW tags.

…

If you see content that is a breach of the rules, please flag and report the comment and a moderator will take action where they can.


Also check out:

Partnered Communities:

1.Memes

2.Lemmy Review

3.Mildly Infuriating

4.Lemmy Be Wholesome

5.No Stupid Questions

6.You Should Know

7.Comedy Heaven

8.Credible Defense

9.Ten Forward

10.LinuxMemes (Linux themed memes)


Reach out to

All communities included on the sidebar are to be made in compliance with the instance rules. Striker

Visibility: Public
globe

This community can be federated to other instances and be posted/commented in by their users.

  • 3.99K users / day
  • 9.03K users / week
  • 14.6K users / month
  • 28.3K users / 6 months
  • 176 local subscribers
  • 41.9K subscribers
  • 30.7K Posts
  • 711K Comments
  • Modlog
  • mods:
  • Aer@lemmy.world
  • WiildFiire@lemmy.world
  • Decoy321@lemmy.world
  • The Picard Maneuver@startrek.website
  • Flying Squid@lemmy.world
  • The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world
  • BE: 0.19.18
  • Modlog
  • Instances
  • Docs
  • Code
  • join-lemmy.org