• JasonDJ@lemmy.zip
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    4 days ago

    That’s the face of man you can depend on.

    Sorry…mis-spoke.

    That’s the face of a man with depends on.

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    3 days ago

    There’s a reason why the orange buffoon can’t control his bowels. Yep, he could take any size and any length.
    People would say that no one could take a cock like he could, he was tremendous. The best. Men would come up when he was on his hands and knees and, BAM, straight in like a rat up a drainpipe. No lube dongeedonny was his name!!!

  • BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today
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    How long before we hear that Trump and all of Epstein’s other friends were victims of Jeffrey Epstein, lured down there, plyed with alcohol, possibly drugged, and enticed into compromising behavior for blackmail purposes? They’re victims, not pedophiles.

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    3 days ago

    We know he was. Pootin has video of him blowing bill clinton (according to Epstein’s brother and Steve Bannon)

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      Well that reads as if the Putin part could be a joke. If you remember, it was a common theory online at the time (or was it later?) that Putin has some kind of video on Trump and that’s why he’s so pro-Russia. As of now I don’t think any such video has been released? But I could easily see them joking about Putin having photos or a video of something that happened for real on Jeffy E’s island.

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        Or, it could be what they wrote in a private email exchange and the video pootin has is one of drumpf blowing bubba. If it walks like a duck, and quacks like a duck, it’s probably kompromat.

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          It could very well be, I’m just saying this isn’t a smoking gun that Putin necessarily has the photos, but the thing having happened is implied more strongly.

          I don’t know any more than you do, but that’s just how it sounds to me: the thing likely happened, the existence of photos is implied too, but the Putin part could be meant either seriously or jokingly. That part sounds kinda iffy to me.

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    4 days ago

    Fucking finally!!!

    For the longest time I have been bitching about this exact thing. Recently no one has been posting anything accurate like this.

    It’s about damn time we had a decent shitpost. ;)