• CloutAtlas [he/him]@hexbear.net
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    3 months ago

    “Hey, I heard you went and visited the Neo Amish, how was that?”

    “Well, the plane into their airport was a Concorde, so flying at 2,170 km/hr was an experience. Their Tokamak nuclear power plant was also really impressive. Having to get off the landline to go on to the internet was pretty annoying, though.”

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        Can’t we just rephrase it as “we will stick the pipe in your ass and second in your mouth (sometimes we will switch their places) and use you as battery”? But wait that’s kinda accurate description of capitalism.

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    Been there, done that. Gopher, Gemini, Web 0.1 everybody gets bored of each other and the whole things dies.

    That raw autistic energy to document power plants or subways just wasn’t there and you were just reading about the mundane lives and half baked manifestos of these glorified bloggers.

    So sick of this rvturn shit. Whether it’s ironic and unironic. Stop moaning like life has system restore points and challenge yourself with a sound materialist analysis of what you think not feel has gone wrong.

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      2007 would be a better cutoff.

      I cannot stand CD players. My iPod touch was a god send. Also Netflix just started and didn’t suck yet.

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      I mean, they HAD better connections than dialup back then, they just weren’t as widely available/used.

    • lol I was about to make a Mennonite joke.

      I wasn’t born nor did I grow up anywhere near the plain communities, but I moved near them as a grown up. all I knew was the plot to Witness, starring Harrison Ford.

      I was at a farmers market and this dude in the fully plain gear with the beard and straw hat comes up and we start talking about farming stuff and suddenly he pulls out his cell phone and that’s how I learned about Mennonites.

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        Was working in a grocery store years ago, hippy dippy place, totally focused on fronting/facing shelves.

        I hear somebody speaking rapid fire in non-english… German or Dutch or something. Nobody is replying and I figure its somebody on a cell phone.

        I look over and see a dude in what I’m guessing is regular Mennonite gettup, slacks, boots, suspenders, button up shit and straw hat holding an iPhone to their ear and my brain was just like, “huh… haven’t seen that before.”

      • grendahlgrendahlgen [he/him, any]@hexbear.net
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        Lol yeah I sometimes visit an irrigation supplier run by Mennonites. They just haul ass around the warehouse on segways/hoverboards with boxes of 1000 tiny plumbing parts in their hands.

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        So I’m too lazy to fully read up on it, and what little I could find wasn’t completely clear, but are Mennonites essentially LARPers? Like do they just dress plain like it’s the 17th century while enjoying all the modern conveniences?

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        I know buuuuuuut… maybe you should consume less social media, if an image of a movie scene might trigger you, just because a person is eating a piece of meat.

        Content warnings are good for extreme stuff, causing major distress. But not for this.

        This is just how I see it with my EU brain

        • BurgerPunk [he/him, comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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          shrug-outta-hecks I’m not vegan. I don’t know what needs a CW as regards meat, but i know it’s not my place to decide what does. Its possible its excessive to use it here, but i don’t think its cool to make fun of showing concern toward other people in our community