OMG this explains everything. Young Republicans want Socialism to have sex with Hasan Piker so bad!
The Republican National Convention in Dallas, Texas, sparked an unexpected wave of online backlash and bewilderment on Wednesday after an image of progressive streamer Hasan Piker wearing underwear appeared on the venue’s massive jumbotron. While the move could’ve been an attempt by Republicans to attack Piker, it has nevertheless reignited certain allegations about the GOP,
especially since the convention has once again coincided with the Grindr app crashing in Dallas from heavy usage.
Is that forbidden fruit shit.
The Republican party for some inexplicable reason:
it’s like the Saint Sebastian painting all over again
Calling the Volcel Police in the Texas RNC.
The VOLCEL POLICE are on the scene! PLEASE KEEP YOUR VITAL ESSENCES TO YOURSELVES AT ALL TIMES.
نحن شرطة VolCel.بناءا على تعليمات الهيئة لترويج لألعاب الفيديو و النهي عن الجنس نرجوا الإبتعاد عن أي أفكار جنسية و الحفاظ على حيواناتكم المنويَّة حتى يوم الحساب. اتقوا الله، إنك لا تراه لكنه يراك.
“What if what you were scared of the most made you bust the hardest?”
- Stavros “The Mind” Halkias
It’s like reverse Fuck, Marry, Kill.
Republicans want to fuck Hasan
Democrats want to kill Hasan
Leftists are like “fuck Hasan, entryist sellout”, which is basically like being married.
After a long day at the posting factory I have to come home to my NAGGING lib streamer husband
I still can’t believe that pic of the jumbotron is actually real. What a world
Ngl, after seeing that pic, I want him.
Junkotron
it’s funny but does anyone else feel like they’re trying to get him kirked and this was just them overplaying their hand
Whoever changed the slop community’s image to shirtless Hasan with his dog was really onto something.
The core of American domestic policy really does revolve around Hasan’s meat at the moment.
America’s Most Wanted.
The media, and in particular, chuds, are fixated on Hasan, this was bound to happen
Normally I think that saying all republicans are closeted is homophobic but then sometimes things come along like this and well c’mon man.
If the longstanding rightwing fixation on interracial cuckold porn is any indication, a lot of them get off on the idea of getting cucked by him. Feeling sexually and physically inferior to the target of their ire is a big part of the fascist hate machine, the shame and humiliation gets channeled directly into frothing chud rage.
I am not saying this isn’t all real, but it would also be hilarious if grinder was helping these crashes along on their end.
They have enough data at this point that they should be borrowing the rent servers for launch day approach that the gaming industry figured it a decade ago. So it’s not like it’s not a choice at least
Really makes it harder and harder to argue against like goddamn
wait that was real?
Oh I thought this was a fake picture for memes.
Does the left just need more sexy men?
that’s a stupid question. you can never have enought sexy men, or women, or socialists. I think we should make socialism sexy.
We need to convince people that sex is better under socialism.
Reclaiming rich and sensual aesthetics from aristo-wannabes is something I strongly advocate for. Not by just doing fancy candelabra shit ourselves, but by applying our creativity to new styles and vibes for 21st century communists.
Personally i try to create a RE save room/botanist’s loft vibe with my place and I like to wear those silky button up shirts that look fairly expensive but can be found for cheap online. I have also been learning sewing, specifically making hexagon/honeycomb quilted cloth, and I think that shit rules aesthetically. Luxurious like diamond quilt, but with only futuristic and no medieval connotations.
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We could do it. There’s nothing stopping commies from being The Group that claims honeycomb cloth the way right wingers claimed hawaiian shirts for a while. I mean shit, we even stand for the bees.
This has been my modest pitch for sexing things up: new aesthetics, lots of plants, honeycomb quilt. And idk maybe shoulder holsters. And some communist raves wouldn’t hurt
For those who are unaware:
c/usernamechecksout
We did it hexbear!
sexy men, or women, or socialists
The three genders
Considering how Trump is widely admired because of his “bad boy” persona: yes.
Everyone is twelve now.
Hasan is really just that hot :3
I wanna give his muscles a squeeze hehehe
I want his muscles to give me a squeeze
i can’t even write down all that i would want him to do to me with his muscles tbhtbh
Are we allowed to write certified cool stories on this website, or do I just gotta tumblr like a country girl?
Grindr doing data analysis around the timestamp of Piker on the jumbotron in Dallas:
